2006-09-23 21:02:18 · 5 answers · asked by smittymzzzzzz 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Did you ask the jerk if he wanted the exorcism performed? I mean, come on! It's rude to chant and throw holy water on someone without at least a warning. What if he was saving his demon for something?
Do you do it during the sermon? Most preachers get testy if you interrupt their inspired monotone with miracles and such. I bet that was why they kicked your butt out.
2006-09-23 21:10:54 · answer #1 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you have to first fill out a "RIGHT TO EXORCISE" form in most churches. Some charge a fee - some don't.
Also the use of holy water in such procedures is not allowed in certain states (please check local laws).
And remember, they are not jerks - the are simply "Demonically Impaired"
Happy Hunting my friend.
2006-09-23 21:06:44 · answer #2 · answered by a h 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No no, you misunderstood, you dirty doper(lol). The reason they said they kicked you out was because you were trying to jerk off the guy next to you that you thought was a demon. You sick, sick monkey.
2006-09-23 21:08:21 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Bojangles 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If this is a serious question, want to explain that one a little bit more?
2006-09-23 21:04:16 · answer #4 · answered by LIVE4TRUTH 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reread your own question again. If you still don't understand why try asking yourself how you can be a better Christian.
2006-09-23 21:06:27 · answer #5 · answered by travis_a_duncan 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋