Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. They decided to have fun with the man. One of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a girly-man." "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that," said the Irishman.
Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a girly-man, and he didn't care." The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off... watch and learn." So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite!" "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."
Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!"
The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off... just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"
"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."
2006-09-23 20:07:12 · 11 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO. Being Irish my self it made me piss my pants. Thank you for the great joke cause i know ill be laughing till i fall asleep. I have to tell that to all my friends.
2006-09-23 20:11:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanx for the 2 points lolz
2006-09-24 03:10:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old Pattie upstaged the Limeys, didn't he!
2006-09-24 03:59:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i rate that 10 out of ten!
brilliant, still laughing
2006-09-24 07:22:09 · answer #4 · answered by Deanna H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the right way to react
2006-09-24 05:26:42 · answer #5 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice! hahaha
2006-09-24 03:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by `red 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.......old is gold.........and you proved it.........how can you be bored when you have stocks of such good jokes........hahahah
2006-09-24 05:33:00 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe...... gud one.
2006-09-24 04:24:00 · answer #8 · answered by poorva_grover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo that was hillarious. i actually had a good time thanks
2006-09-24 03:28:58 · answer #9 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was there a ?????
2006-09-24 03:13:06 · answer #10 · answered by buzzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋