3 women walk into a church wanting to become nuns. The first woman walks up to the priests and says that she wants to become a nun. The priest looks at her and says "First you have to answer a question."
"Ok." the woman said.
"Who was the 1st man on earth?" the priest.
"Adam." replies the woman. After she answers the door to the back of the church opens, a light shines down, birds start singing and she walks in.
The 2nd women's chance came, the priest asks her "Who was the first woman on earth?"
The woman smiles and says "Eve." The door opens, the light shines down, the birds start singing and she walks in.
Then 3rd woman walks in, the priest asked her "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
The woman stands there thinking and thinking then said "Boy, that's a hard one."
The door opens, the lights shine down, the birds start singing and she walks in.
2006-09-23 19:44:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that's funny i like that joke thanks for the joke
2006-09-23 19:50:33 · answer #1 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very funny.
By the way tell you jokes, and it goes:
>How I was born<
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, will you tell me
how I was born?"
-The father debates answering, but finally says: "Well, I guess one day you will need to know anyway."
"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.
-We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. "But when I was ready to upload and she was ready to download, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and it was too late to hit the delete or escape button.
-"So nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared that read, 'You've Got Male!"
One more joke:
A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.
2006-09-24 11:49:21 · answer #2 · answered by yahooanswers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, but it is an old joke that was done on a comedy show about 13 years ago.
2006-09-24 03:27:16 · answer #3 · answered by Ms. L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh!! I think I must have missed something in that joke. Not to be rude or anything. Was that a joke??
2006-09-24 02:48:21 · answer #4 · answered by one_sahara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep funny and a bit strange but yeah funny
2006-09-24 05:19:57 · answer #5 · answered by BLW 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was really hard one but i enjoyed it more than eve
2006-09-24 05:29:56 · answer #6 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha an oldie but a goodie :) â¥
2006-09-24 02:56:34 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. it's funny. It's a goodie. LOL.
2006-09-26 01:08:44 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell ya it is.hahahahah and at the same time dirty.
i like it!
2006-09-24 02:57:25 · answer #9 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! never heard that one before! good one! loved it! lol =D
2006-09-24 02:57:06 · answer #10 · answered by ۩Ҝдяї۩ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-09-24 05:49:21 · answer #11 · answered by nt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋