a scruffy man wandered into a bar and sat down next to a priest. the mans clothes were dirty, he had lipstick smudges on his face, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his pocket. he opened his newspaper and began listing to his headphones. after a few seconds he took the headphones off and turned to the priest. 'hey father, what causes arthritis?'
the priest eyeing the guy up and down in a disapproving manner, said, arthritis is caused by loose living, running around with cheap, vulgar hussies, too much drink, and a contempt for fellow man.'
'well I’ll be damned,' muttered the drunk, putting his headphones back on. after a moment, the priest began to feel guilty about his unkind outburst. 'I’m very sorry, I was out of line. I really do apologize for my rudeness,' he said. how long have you had arthritis?'
'I don’t have it, father. I just heard here on the radio that the pope does.'
2006-09-23 19:08:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha
thats awesome
thanks for sharing
2006-09-23 19:10:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Have my head stuck in books at the moment so that a nice distraction.
2016-03-18 00:33:19 · answer #2 · answered by Pamela 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Popie, tsk tsk.
2006-09-23 20:23:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa
2006-09-23 19:13:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh jeeze lol that was funny though ♥
2006-09-23 20:01:14 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha! good joke!
2006-09-23 19:13:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha!! loved it! i give it two thumbs up! =D
2006-09-23 19:24:35 · answer #7 · answered by ۩Ҝдяї۩ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ummmm ok
2006-09-23 22:13:37 · answer #8 · answered by BLW 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋