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A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast, "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks. Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up", and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.

The bartender says, "I don't get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?"

One of the blondes explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had written on the box '2-4 years,' but we finished it in 51 days!"

2006-09-23 18:56:33 · 12 answers · asked by dwh 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

hahaha
thats really cute
i like it
thanks for posting

2006-09-23 18:58:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

ya i've heard a similar joke to that......only it was 41 days and they had a party to celebrate....it sounded lame b4.....this one's a much better version.

2006-09-24 02:00:44 · answer #2 · answered by jdhunt84 2 · 0 0

ive heard it many times before but it always makes me laugh!!

2006-09-24 02:27:06 · answer #3 · answered by bookwormanu 2 · 0 0

lol its an oldie but a goodie ♥

2006-09-24 03:03:46 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

That was an okay joke. Ha Ha!

2006-09-24 01:59:31 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1 0

OMG that's cute & no i hadn't heard it before

2006-09-24 14:48:20 · answer #6 · answered by gothmusicforlife 2 · 0 0

Ha ha!!! Very funny!

2006-09-24 02:04:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nice...ive read it before but....still funny

2006-09-24 02:03:59 · answer #8 · answered by ♦cat 6 · 0 0

sounds like people i know. i like it. thank you!

2006-09-24 01:59:45 · answer #9 · answered by nakita 6 · 0 0

an oldie. now not so good.

2006-09-24 02:09:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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