about to be electrocuted in the electric chair. The Englishman got in the chair and the warden asked him:
"Do you want a priest?"
"No"
"Cigarette?"
"No."
"Any last words?"
"No."
He threw the switch and nothing happened. The warden said:
"We can only throw the switch once, you're free to go."
The Englishman ran away, excited. Then the Frenchman got in ther chair, and the same thing happened.
"Do you want a priest?"
"No."
"A cigarette?"
"No."
"Any last words?"
"No."
He threw the switch, nothing happened, and he was free to go. Then the Pollack came in, but he was smiling. The warden said:
"Do you want a priest?"
"No."
"Do you want a cigarette?"
"No."
"Do you have any last words?"
"Ha ha ha! Yeah, the chair is unplugged!"
2006-09-23 18:51:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's funny, but "polack" is so out of date.
2006-09-23 19:04:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Poor Pollack.
2006-09-24 01:55:12 · answer #2 · answered by MARIA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, the Pollack jokes are classics....lol
2006-09-24 01:53:48 · answer #3 · answered by NOIZE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one. But I hope no racism was intended.
2006-09-24 01:56:38 · answer #4 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-24 03:04:35 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes it just doesn't pay to be too wordy.
2006-09-24 02:03:33 · answer #6 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a goodie. LOL.
2006-09-26 01:21:06 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was awesome
2006-09-24 01:59:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
really funny
2006-09-24 01:56:45 · answer #9 · answered by ♦cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought there was no power
2006-09-24 05:37:36 · answer #10 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋