three guys die and are lined up at the pearly gates. St peter asks them, 'were you faithful to your wives?' the first guy answers, 'yes. never even thought about another woman.' St peter says, 'good man. see that rolls Royce over there? that’s yours to drive in heaven.' the second guy says, 'well, I had one short affair, but I confessed to my wife and we eventually sorted it out.' St peter says, 'that was decent of you. okay, see that small BMW over there? that’s yours to drive around in heaven.' the third guy says, 'I hate to say this but, but I cheated on my wife on our wedding night and continued to do so all my life.' St peter says, ‘that’s okay. you can have that Buick over there.' the three guys get into there cars and start cruising around heaven. a few weeks later, the second and third guys come across the first guy, sitting in his rolls Royce and looking very depressed. 'hey buddy, what’s wrong? you’re driving a rolls, you’re in heaven...what’s the matter with you?' he says glumly, 'I saw my wife here yesterday.’ The other two reply, ‘but that’s great! What’s the problem?’
‘she was driving a beat up 70s Toyota
2006-09-23 18:43:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one, thank you. I would also be in the Rolls. My husband? Lincoln!
2006-09-23 18:53:12 · answer #1 · answered by MARIA 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha! Cute one. Hilarious!
2006-09-24 01:53:03 · answer #2 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-09-24 01:53:38 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-09-24 01:53:13 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋