An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his carphone,
"honey", she says in a worried voice, "Be careful! There was a bit on the news just now, some lunitic is driving the wrong way down the motorway",
"It's worse than that!", he replies, "There are hundreds of them!"
2006-09-23 18:42:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*emailed to me*
2006-09-23 18:45:10 · update #1
it's really great. thnx.
2006-09-23 19:13:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very funny.
By the way tell you jokes, and it goes:
>How I was born<
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, will you tell me
how I was born?"
-The father debates answering, but finally says: "Well, I guess one day you will need to know anyway."
"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.
-We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. "But when I was ready to upload and she was ready to download, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and it was too late to hit the delete or escape button.
-"So nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared that read, 'You've Got Male!"
One more joke:
A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.
2006-09-24 11:55:42 · answer #2 · answered by yahooanswers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL> I love this one. I posted it a while back. It is so funny to me! LOL.
2006-09-26 01:23:32 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, good one though
2006-09-24 01:51:40 · answer #4 · answered by Joshua C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg loooolll
2006-09-24 05:46:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA.
Oh my gosh, I just laughed so hard from that. Thanks for making water come out my nose! :)
2006-09-24 01:44:53 · answer #6 · answered by Crystal ♥'s Raymond 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did not find it funny.
2006-09-24 01:55:38 · answer #7 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its cute!!
2006-09-24 02:30:02 · answer #8 · answered by bookwormanu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋