Wonder Woman was lying naked on a rock moaning and groaning with her legs spread. Superman swooped down and banged her real quick and flew away. Womder Woman opened her eyes and said "What the hell was that?" Invisible Man answered "I don't know, but boy does my a s s hurt."
2006-09-23 18:39:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
down and dirty but very fuinny.u just made my day!hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
2006-09-23 19:48:32 · answer #1 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very funny.
By the way tell you jokes, and it goes:
>How I was born<
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, will you tell me
how I was born?"
-The father debates answering, but finally says: "Well, I guess one day you will need to know anyway."
"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.
-We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. "But when I was ready to upload and she was ready to download, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and it was too late to hit the delete or escape button.
-"So nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared that read, 'You've Got Male!"
One more joke:
A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.
2006-09-24 04:54:10 · answer #2 · answered by yahooanswers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've confirmed my belief that there are some really sick people out in online land. Nice to meet ya'!
2006-09-23 18:44:51 · answer #3 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor superman.
2006-09-23 18:52:29 · answer #4 · answered by Gundruk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe thats a cute one!
2006-09-23 18:41:26 · answer #5 · answered by *Amanda* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL u naughty
2006-09-23 18:45:04 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's soooo wrong! LOL.
2006-09-25 18:25:45 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave that one about four weeks ago on one of my answers ,,,,,,,,,nice try though ..........
2006-09-23 19:47:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it, but funny :)
2006-09-23 18:52:40 · answer #9 · answered by Joshua C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you I needed that
2006-09-23 18:41:45 · answer #10 · answered by crazeebitch2005 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋