A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
2006-09-23 18:11:22 · 9 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Naughty, Naughty!! LOL.
That's a goodie!
2006-09-25 18:27:20 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wish i knew this last week.as this happened to me,and darn i may have had a good joke to share,as he was an amp-pu-tee big thrill in room 101,right! thats a fatty alright..:)
2006-09-24 01:21:26 · answer #2 · answered by diane c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but still goldie
2006-09-24 01:40:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha..
thanks, even the oldies are funny at the right time.
2006-09-24 01:15:42 · answer #4 · answered by pugsbaby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha looooool
2006-09-24 01:40:05 · answer #5 · answered by veronica r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol quick and nice.
2006-09-24 01:17:11 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Great one!
2006-09-24 01:15:15 · answer #7 · answered by (NO) NAME 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish that happen to me.
2006-09-24 01:46:51 · answer #8 · answered by cobo6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha LOL! lol...my ..ok...g'morning sire...lol
2006-09-24 01:25:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋