How do you fight a ghost?

Question

How can I get rid of ghosts violently? I tried brooms. Brooms DON'T work.

Do you realize how hard it is to hook up with girls when the walls start bleeding and crap like that. F--- these ghosts!!! I'm sick them cockblocking me.

"hook up with girls" -- I mean, guys.

1) There is no female equivalent of "cockblock" that I'm aware of. I gotta use what's available.

2) I tried to shoo the ghosts away with a broom.

3) What the hell is Danny Phantom?

Answer 1

darkyhatur,
They are demons. I know that sounds crazy, but half the board thinks you are crazy for telling us about ghosts, so we are even.

You have to be covered by the Blood of the Lamb of God. Jesus Christ. Then you will be sealed from their attacks. And you will have power over them. Otherwise, you are better off getting away from them. They can follow though, you know.

Answer 2

Perhaps I can help if you gave more detail, something don't sound right with your story. especially about the bleeding walls, perhaps this got to do with the devil. I usually have very nice ghost or Spirits. Ask them Questions, talk to them, if it's a stuck Ghost tell it to go to the light. Have you seen it at all, if it's white and glows, it's a Spirit from Heaven, or Spirit guide, or even Angel. Ghost are usually grayish in color.

Keep this in mind... it could be what I call a live ghost, or soul, some people's soul would come out of them while they sleep, perhaps it's a family member, they are mistaking for a ghost.

They won't hurt you, try communication, perhaps you can solve the issue, send it to the light.
May the good Spirits be with you!

Answer 3

LMAO!
Okay, so what you're saying is...you're in your room, gettin some-some, and your walls start bleeding. The first thing you think of is, gee, I've gotta sweep these ghosts out? Or were you poking said ghosts with a broom handle?
Geez, don't you ever watch danny phantom? Don't you know you can only defeat ghosts with a thermos? Get you a good thermos to keep under your pillow, you should be fine =)

Answer 4

There is no such thing as ghosts , except in your own mind which can seem very real.

Maby young cockthinking is the cause.

We all are of very capable of scaring ourselves like a kid at bedtime looking in the dark closet ... there is nothing to fight except yourself.

Jonnie

PS You may have other problems causing this ... call Dr Phil or just get help if these delusions persist. Scooby do is just a cartoon and ghosbusters is just a movie that I liked. OK

Answer 5

You should hold an exorcism to pray and sanctify the area. BTW, your avatar is female. How can anyone "cockblock" a female?

Answer 6

Send a note to the Montel Williams Show or maybe ask Sylvia Browne to help you.

Answer 7

Not violenity that won't work . most of them don't even know that they are dead . just tell them that and that its is time to move on.
If that donesn't work call a Priest or the nearest Pagan group for help.

Answer 8

Ghosts are demons masquerading as dead humans. You cannot fight them yourself but ask Jehovah God for help in the name of his son, Jesus Christ.

Answer 9

you say, "Get away ghosts! I know you're just a figment of my imagination because you DONT exist!" and then you get psycho therapy. =) lol. I thought that was really funny. I mean no offense...i just thought it was REALLY funny. heheheh.

Answer 10

use a vacuum cleaner instead of broom