as father Alan was aware that many of those in his parish were heavy drinkers, he decided to preach a sermon to show that animals did not fall prey to the follies of alcohol as men did. he began the story of the peasant who traveled throughout the world with his trusty dog. one hat day, as a special treat, the peasant bought a bucket of beer for the dog, but the dog refused it. the peasant then gave the dog a bucket of water instead, which the dog drank thirstily. 'tell me why the dog would drink the water and not the beer?' father Alan asked. from the back of the church someone yelled, 'because it was a goddamn dog, that’s why.'
2006-09-23 17:58:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did you know that dogs also eat their own vomit and poop?
2006-09-23 18:01:08 · answer #1 · answered by Dominika 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because animals can tell the difference from beer and water. The desire to be intoxicated is a human affliction, not an animal one.
2006-09-24 01:02:01 · answer #2 · answered by 15fsg546rge1rrheljh45hjr90459ty3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think the answer people would have given is that dogs do not drink so if u dont want to become a dog then just drink
2006-09-24 01:28:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
my dog loved beer
2006-09-24 01:01:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Huh?dont get it and who is Alan
2006-09-24 01:05:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Juan, you're really bad at this joke thing.
2006-09-24 01:15:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not funny dude. Sorry if I had hurt you.
2006-09-24 01:54:53 · answer #7 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not funny to me sorry
2006-09-24 01:00:31 · answer #8 · answered by 51ain'tbad 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's okay, but not the best I have heard
2006-09-24 01:11:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
because he wonted something to drink
2006-09-24 01:04:19 · answer #10 · answered by Dimen11 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋