for six years, father frank had read sermons every Sunday morning at the small town church. feeling it was time he moved on to a bigger church, father frank had taken up a position in a faraway town. a morning tea party was held to say goodbye. presenting him with a going away present, one young women said, 'we don’t know what we will do without you father. until you came we didn’t know what sin was.'
2006-09-23 17:40:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Breaking God's law---The ten Commandments.
2006-09-23 17:43:03 · answer #1 · answered by adrift feline 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm not sure about the father frank story, but sin is when you do something that you know is wrong. Getting caught doesn't matter and it doesn't matter whether anyone else thinks you've done anything wrong. Those are matters of human law. The law between you and God is that you don't do anything that you don't think is right.
If you do something, knowing that it is wrong, you must ask God to forgive you and you must try to never do that thing again. That will make the sin go away. That's the other difference between the laws of humans and the law of God. Humans never forgive.
2006-09-24 00:49:17 · answer #2 · answered by anyone 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Could be many things breaking the commandments are sins of commission. Thre are also sins of omission not doing the right thing acorriding to God's law Judging others among other things of ignoring Jesus words "What ever you do onto the least of these My brothers you do on to Me" and "What ever you did not do for these the least of My brothers you did not do for Me" For some reason those word are so important. God Bless and also remember Jesus said "Let him without sin cast the first stone" and also rember by the Grace of God we are saved
2006-09-24 00:50:58 · answer #3 · answered by Marsha S 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The preist of a catholic school was walking down the halls when he heard a strange noise comming from the janitors closet.
He opened the door to fing a young boy masterbating.
Shockedly he pulled the boy into his office and explains that in the bible it states that your seed is not to touch the ground.
Feeling the problem has been resolved he sends the boy away.
The next day while on his rounds again he hears the same noise from the janitors closet and opens the door to see the same boy doing the same thing.
"I thought you understood that your seed was not to touch the ground."
"Oh I did, That's why I'm using a jar to catch it."
Once again the preist pulls the boy in his office to explain in more detail why to stop.
The next day while on his rounds he sees the boy walking down the hall.
"Well, I see our talks have helped, how do you feel?"
"Great!" replys the boy.
"I've already saved a quart."
2006-09-24 00:57:57 · answer #4 · answered by April J 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not long ago, I was dying for a bl*w J*b when I met a serene wiccan woman. When I told her of my desire, she took pity on me and cast a spell.
About a month later I was wandering the same wooded hills on a star crazy moonlit night and I perchanced to come upon the same fascinating creature.
"So, how did you fare on your quest?" she asked with a shy smile.
"So far, about once this month," I mumbled.
"Most people do a lot better," she said quizzically.
"Well," I grinned, "It's not bad for a minister in a small town, that doesn't own a car!"
Ya' had ta' ask!
2006-09-24 02:10:59 · answer #5 · answered by elge13 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Sin to me is breaking one of the Ten Commandments that Christains (including me) follow.
2006-09-24 00:55:15 · answer #6 · answered by Chelly 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sin is many things,a direct rebellion against God and the teachings of Jesus Christ.
2006-09-24 00:44:59 · answer #7 · answered by Elizabeth 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. The sad thing though, nowadays, with so many priests being exposed as child molesters it's not as funny any more.
2006-09-24 00:56:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Okay....actually, sin means "missing the mark."
2006-09-24 00:45:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL seems to be devilish priest
2006-09-24 01:12:49 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋