I was a kamikaze flier during the war, said a blonde(my twin) who was named Chow Mein.
"How could that be? That was a suicide squad."
"Oh, they called me Chicken Chow Mein."
2006-09-23 17:36:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't listen to the negatives.some people r born grouches...............I liked it in fact it made me smile...tx
2006-09-23 18:01:36 · answer #1 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It pretty much sucked, I'm sorry.
What was the other twin that wasn't scared of doing the suicide? Did they call him/her Fried Chicken Chow Mein?
2006-09-23 17:41:59 · answer #2 · answered by stran6er 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup, it's pretty funny. And here is a joke for you, or rather a funny riddle. It is rather a nonsense riddle, which are popular with my father.
Q: "If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long does it take a purple elephant to shingle a doghouse with pancakes?"
A: Twice as long as half the time
lol
2006-09-23 18:07:21 · answer #3 · answered by lektio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm. Oh I get it. Surrealism. Japanese people are never naturally blonde so this sets the tone for the bizarre Chinese-American food name for a Japanese pilot from the second world war.
Trippy.
Kamikaze means divine wind.
Trippy indeed.
2006-09-23 17:58:01 · answer #4 · answered by anyone 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I Like short jokes too! And you should keep telling them! WhoRa!!!
Here's one:
A midget was getting crushed while riding the tram.
"Hey brunette, move your a*s over!"
"Why are you talking to me?" a woman asked. "I'm a blonde!"
"Not from where I'm standing!"
2006-09-23 18:08:56 · answer #5 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's so funny :) I'm gonna tell that joke to all my friends! I know they would love it. Did you come up with it? It's so creative
2006-09-23 17:46:16 · answer #6 · answered by Beau 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back!
2006-09-23 17:39:50 · answer #7 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - there are few out here worth to be in ignore list
2006-09-23 18:08:16 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahahha
ooopss i laughed too much....sorry ahahahaahaha for laughing so much that was a really funny joke now thats what i call a true JOKER! that was funny i mean it!
2006-09-23 19:08:31 · answer #9 · answered by chinesecutie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
velly velly funny stoly, Rooking4a... Yu no wot engrishman carr pletty Japanese gilr? " Yerrow bird "
2006-09-23 18:10:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋