2006-09-23 17:20:27 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I'm not lazy,
I just don't think I should have to fetch my own beer.
God created women for a reason.
2006-09-23 17:31:27 · update #1
EASY....SAY BEER ***** AND SNAP YO FINGERS!! WELL THAT WORKS FOR ME. NO WHAT U DO IS TIME IT. IF U HAVE HALF A BEER AND DON'T WANT TO GET UP THEN SAY BABY BRING ME A BEER PLEASE. EVEN IF SHE SAYS NO. U STILL HAVE HALF A BEER, AND BY THE TIME YOUR DONE DRINKING IT, SHE WILL HAVE FELT BAD AND BAM!!!----------BEER IN HAND!!
2006-09-23 17:32:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't train a person to do anything that they really do not want to do. If your greatest hope is that your woman will bring you a beer then possibly treat the woman better and she will want to take care of you.
I know that since my boyfriend and I have a great relationship we constantly do things for each other, get that both of us. I'll bring him food or a beer when he's watching the game or playing PS2. He'll bring me something special from the store when he goes or help with cooking. Stuff like that.
Do stuff for her and she will do stuff for you.
2006-09-23 17:43:36 · answer #2 · answered by meggs2311 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to a restaurant, ask the host/hostess to seat you in a section where your server will be a woman, then simply order a beer and ask the woman if she can be the one to bring it, she will do it over and over again, she will probably even ask if she can bring you more beer without you even having to ask.
2006-09-23 17:25:12 · answer #3 · answered by brwnidjkmo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ill never tell my secret but i just had a woman actually walk over to the neighbors to get me a beer. That "stuff" should be in Ripley's i swear.
2006-09-23 17:24:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you treat a woman right to begin with, she will do things willingly and without you even having to ask. She will "instictively" know when to bring you a beer, tea, coke, fix you a sandwich, etc. It's not about training...it's about how to treat her.
2006-09-23 17:23:29 · answer #5 · answered by mjboog2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOODNESS HOW DARE U ASK A QUESTION LIKE THAT U CANT TRAIN A WOMAN TO BRING U A BEER TRY ASKING IN A KIND AND NICE MANNER
2006-09-23 17:22:59 · answer #6 · answered by lilsis2576 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
start by giving her a fiver for the beer and then some ones then eventually only a one then in time invite her to sit with you and have a beer with you and time yours to be empty just after hers so she will get both of you a cold one
2006-09-23 17:25:29 · answer #7 · answered by jamesd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say "Hey batch bring me a beer" then you club her over the head!
Just kidding ladies.
2006-09-23 17:24:43 · answer #8 · answered by ausaramenra2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With a $50.00 or a $100.00 bill per each Beer that you whistle for her to come and bring to you.
While you're at it, why not have your friends over and have them bring over nothing under $50.00 bills and they can whistle for her to bring them their Beer too. I'm sure she won't mind that kind of training.
Now, how can she train you, to follow these directions?
2006-09-23 17:28:25 · answer #9 · answered by Vera W 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell her that one of those cans has a diamond ring in it. She'll be bringing you a beer every five minutes just trying to find it.
2006-09-23 17:24:37 · answer #10 · answered by Hollynfaith 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋