there was a priest and a choir boy who both wanted to study medicine at the local university. one day the choir boy went to take an entrance exam. he returned to the church the next day looking very down in the dumps.
'how was the exam?' asked the priest, hoping to get some tips, as his entrance exam was that afternoon. 'they asked quite a lot of "fill in the missing letter" questions about first aid and stuff. I got a score of 65%. it wasn’t good enough to get in,' said the choir boy. the priest looked worried, but went to take the test anyway. the next day at church the choir boy asked the priest how the exam went. 'it went very badly. I think I got all wrong but one.'
'which question was that?'
'it was... "what do you do when you come across an unconscious lady? you feel her pu_s_?"'
'yeah, that’s easy,' said the boy. the answer is "pulse"
'damn,' said the priest. 'got that one wrong too.'
2006-09-23 17:11:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well my mind is with the priest!
2006-09-23 17:23:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Silly
2006-09-24 00:14:17 · answer #2 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was funny but I don't know what the priest would have answered.
2006-09-24 02:05:23 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Purse.
2006-09-24 00:13:58 · answer #4 · answered by donkeyshoes 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oranges...sounds about right..dont you think?
2006-09-24 00:31:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I bet it was it her kitty cat?
2006-09-24 01:24:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
um
2006-09-24 00:29:37 · answer #7 · answered by fixitall123 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny, but I don't know what your question is.
2006-09-24 00:15:23 · answer #8 · answered by just wants to know 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i don't know what i'd put.
i don't know what u r talking about.
i don't know.
by cheer&shop~*~
2006-09-24 00:13:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!!
2006-09-24 00:16:34 · answer #10 · answered by April J 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋