Minuscule.....A suburban kindergarten.?
Dentist.........The man who fixes cars.?
Dissident......Foreign panel beater pointing out damage to your car.?
Disguise......Pointing out the foreign panel beater who is pointing out the damage to your car .?
Lactose.......The effects of frostbite.?
Castigate.....The nasty accident you have climbing into a paddock.?
Combat.......An aggressive marsupial in the Royal Botanic Gardens.?
Bollocks......Unsuccessful botox application.?
Doughnut.....An eccentric millionaire.?
Fiasco..........A bad Picasso.?
Geranium.....The cry of a confused florist after leaping from an aeroplane.?
Custard.......To swear very loudly after stepping in something nasty.?
Rebut..........Having your bottom lifted.?
Hullabaloo...How to greet a bear .?
2006-09-23 17:10:49 · 16 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
O that made me laugh!! Thanks!
2006-09-23 17:21:04 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it...especially Hullabaloo
2006-09-23 17:32:54 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. I love the hullabaloo one
FOR SALE. Parachute. Used once, never been opened, small stain.
2006-09-24 02:20:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.
"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"
"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark."
"How about transportation?" the father asked.
"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.
Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know."
"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"
2006-09-23 17:28:57 · answer #4 · answered by elge13 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Masturbates..... A student at an English Boy's school?
Disarm............. The opposite of dat arm?
Understand....... Low man on a totem pole?
Understudy........Do your homework in the basement?
Undergrad..........Horny Classmate?
Overstate...........Alaska?
2006-09-23 18:57:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL.... I actually get these!!!! funny stuff! Have a good night... you should post the red neck dictionary.
2006-09-23 17:26:45 · answer #6 · answered by ♥-=-TLCNJ19-=-♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha doughnut mmmhhhh
2006-09-23 17:19:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm....good um questions?
thanks for the points
2006-09-23 17:12:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exactly.
2006-09-23 17:12:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are very witty, my friend
2006-09-23 17:12:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
did you think of these on your own? because they are pretty funny!
2006-09-23 17:25:06 · answer #11 · answered by jangapuppyluv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋