French or Spanish slang?

Question

I wanna learn some french and/or Spanish curse words and other things like sexy, ****, sex, wet, horney, and other things you can think of.... I'd really prefer people who speak the language and can give a simple prenounciation.

I also need what the words mean...

Answer 1

i speak spanish.. but sadly i know no bad words in spanish..lol
oh wait.. i lied... "chinga tu madre!" (sp?)

Answer 2

Alright check it out, this info is based on the spanish dialect used from caracas, venezuela

Joder(verb): f-u-c-k
Note: this word cannot be used for saying that u r going to have sex, there other slang words for that, for "joder" you can use it like following:

1.Te voy a joder
iam going to "f" you

2. jodete
"f" you

1.Clavar: This is the "f" word but used for saying your going to have sex. for example:

Voy a clavarla
iam going to "f" her(sexual way)
estoy clavandola
iam "fing" her

There is a phrase that guys say when they want to "f" a girl or jack off: Quiero mojar la paleta, this means literally" i want to get my d-i-c-k wet"

Chocha
Chicha
Boyo
the above words mean "p-u-s-s-y"


here a list of some mean things to call people:
Mamahuebo(a): literally means "d-i-c-k-sucker"
Bastardo: Means bastard
Cabesa de huevo: Means "egghead", i know that sounds stupid but when you say it to someone in spanish its a pretty serious insult.
Marico(a) or maricon(a): this word is like calling someone a "p-u-s-s-y-", or a Loser f-a-g.
Hijo de puta: son of a bicth
Hijueputa: this is the same as "hijo de puta" but this is a more faster and gangster way of saying it.
coño de madre: this means "f-u-c-k-e-r-"
coñomadre: same as above but faster way of saying
coño: means dam or s-h-i-t
coño de la puta madre: " dam that bicth mother, or in other words you say this when you are really frustrated and pissed.
que bola: this is an expression of surprise, it literally means "what balls!" u can say this whenever u get surprised at something or some event or whatever.

There is a crap load of other words, mainly because there is so many dialects for the spanish language.
the follwing are ways you can use the above words:

there is another expression for words like "d-a-m-and s-h-i-t"
Me cago en diez
this expression literally mean "iam f-u-c-k-e-d-in ten"
it means in english F-U-C-K, like something bad happen to you.

Me cago en la virgen maria
iam -f-u-c-k-e-d- in the virgin mary
This expression is usully the most extreme way of showing that u r pissed or serioudly frustrated

Que bolas!, que coño de madre fue eso!
english translation: wtf, what the hell was that!
Literally translation: what balls, what "f" of mother was that!

Remember if u translate spanish word for word you come out with some wierd s-h-i-t, like the above, Thats why its called a "different" language. to make matters more complicated spanish comes in a s-h-i-t load of different dialects. each countrys' city has a different one, in most south american countrys.

Answer 3

Slang is regional, especially for sexual stuff.. Let me give you an example.. In my country "coger" means ****, in most other spanish speaking countries it is "grab"...

Answer 4

well there are some books that actually teach you those words. the easiest way is to go to a translator website where you type in the phrase and then it translates it for you in the language you prefer. also spanish/english dictionaires have prounciations in them and still have everyday words that can be turned into dirty phrases

Answer 5

I am a native french speaker and let me tell you that french slang will vary a lot depending if you are in France, Canada, Belgium, Africa, etc...

Answer 6

Voulez vous se coucher toi avec moi c'est soir?
Ma cherie. Vous avez une tres jolie! Eh, donnez moi, le chat!
Oh la la! Ca plane pour moi! Zut Alors! Elle est une tigresse!!. Ououi le Zut! oh,... hallo! uewweurrrrreuughhh!

Dis is rude enough for ze maidemoiselle, non?

Answer 7

u can buy a french and a spanish book with all different word in it

Answer 8

you could say "te kiero chupar la panocha nena" which means I wanna lick you lullapop;)

Answer 9

taco, burrito, en-chi-la-da! Num!!

Answer 10

spanish.....que monumento....cabron