what an i , i morn the mountains slaved the king ang i rule over the world
who ever ansers righ get 10 points
2006-09-23 15:56:28 · 10 answers · asked by Kagome S. 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry little dizzy i morn the mountains,i slave the king and i rule the world no not god yes i do belive in him
2006-09-23 16:04:24 · update #1
time?
2006-09-23 16:14:41 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SUN...
a JOKE:
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge.
They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up the screen.
Seconds before the end, a bolt of lightning struck taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with.
Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.
Satan is astonished. He stutters, "But how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?!"
God chuckles, "Jesus saves."
2006-09-23 23:57:51 · answer #2 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jehovah God
2006-09-23 23:01:09 · answer #3 · answered by Bubbles Will Rule the World!!!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God
2006-09-23 23:02:00 · answer #4 · answered by Tigger-Tiger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Road Atlas
2006-09-23 23:10:47 · answer #5 · answered by kman1830 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Earth
2006-09-24 07:27:24 · answer #6 · answered by amit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here is one for you
Why are single women thin and married women fat?
Because when single women come home and find nothing looking good in the fridge..they go to bed
Married women come home and find nothing looking good in the bed..and they go to the fridge
2006-09-24 01:32:27 · answer #7 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God!@
2006-09-23 23:00:05 · answer #8 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man u need to learn some english girl.......lmao......Flo.....What?
2006-09-23 23:02:55 · answer #9 · answered by flo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus christ the lord. hallajulooya or however u spell it
2006-09-23 22:58:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋