you know like on blue collar comedy
2006-09-23 15:28:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Riding the subway one day, I happened to be sitting on a newspaper. A man approached me and asked, "Are you reading that?" I stood up, turned the page, sat down and said, "Yes I am."
Here's your sign.
2006-09-23 18:58:10 · answer #1 · answered by JubJub 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My two young sons were calling for "Mommy" at the grocery store once when I was nearly at the end of the aisle and they were halfway down it, sitting in the shopping cart with Daddy pushing it. I had a lady ask me if they were both my children. Here's your sign!
2006-09-23 23:31:44 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While standing in the juice aisle with a big sign saying Aisle 6 Juice lady asks me--- where can I find the juice?--- here's your sign!
2006-09-23 22:41:02 · answer #3 · answered by ♥-=-TLCNJ19-=-♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im on crutches due to a recent surgery, and a person in the grocery store goes...Oh Can't You Walk on that foot!?
HERES YOUR SIGN!
2006-09-23 22:45:47 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa O 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dropping off a empty Rx bottle at wal mart the pharmacist asked "do you want this refilled?" I said "no I'm just dropping off this urine specimen". Heres ur sign
2006-09-24 22:59:57 · answer #5 · answered by Robert 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i went into a gas station bought a pack of smokes and a pop...
Total $5.34 i needed change for work and so i handed her a ten and asked if i could get the change back in ones....
Blonde moment i know lol
HERES YOUR SIGN
2006-09-23 23:36:37 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You go into your bosses office and tell him your going to the doctor. He say why aren't you feeling well? Here's your sign!
2006-09-23 22:33:17 · answer #7 · answered by unicornfarie1 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am trying to get disablity and someone asked me why - was I diabled?!@ Needs two signs!@
2006-09-23 22:49:48 · answer #8 · answered by nswblue 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
These are sooooo corny
2006-09-23 22:48:28 · answer #9 · answered by Tigger-Tiger 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋