they are the TRUEST best army!!!
2006-09-23 15:21:34 · 13 answers · asked by andyheretic 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
they SWORNED to fight USA till the end of time (i'm not kidding!!)
2006-09-23 15:29:32 · update #1
I can't fault their fighting spirit. But mud-based weaponry is just not up to modern military par.
Besides, their opression of the left-handed violates the geneva conventions:)
2006-09-23 15:26:32 · answer #1 · answered by juicy_wishun 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
See, this is why I think that Texas should secede from the USA and become an independent nation with friendly relations with the US. That way we can send some of our boy scouts (Girl scouts would probably do) over and kick the ever living s*** out of little piss ants like this guy has mentioned. We won't join the UN so we won't have to worry about their BS. We could conscript all of the illegals here and send them over to sap the economies of our enemies like they are doing to us now.
dh1977:
Anyone with legal residency and a job is welcome. After it's over and the dust settles we will begin catapulting illegal residents over the Rio Grande. Don't matter where you came from originally, you're going to Mexico. The river itself will be stocked with piranha and those nasty little catfish that swim up your hoohoo and wedge themselves in with their fins. This is just to discourage anyone who survives the landing that might want to come back.
Did I piss anyone off? If not let me know and I'll try harder.
2006-09-23 23:13:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Umm I would say the U.S. Army...but I'm slightly biased... (I'm in the U.S.A.F), but I think the Icelandic military might be a fair match for the Elbonian Army :-)
2006-09-23 22:24:26 · answer #3 · answered by whylekyotee2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That may be true, but they have not been tested against the Scapularian Panzer Grenadiers. Those Scapula boys are tough. Elbonians might be going down...
2006-09-23 22:30:18 · answer #4 · answered by KERMIT M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Costa Rica!
2006-09-23 22:26:08 · answer #5 · answered by soulsearcher 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the knee Army would wipe the floor with them.
2006-09-24 00:05:05 · answer #6 · answered by jrnh5150 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard they can elbo any other army out of the way while screaming curses in elbonics.
2006-09-23 22:35:55 · answer #7 · answered by beast 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Elbonia ?well I dont know where that is but the Indian millitary never lost against any non-china forces(not even americans(diguised as pakistanis)).
2006-09-23 23:03:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey slick - Can I move to Texas before you start your secession?
2006-09-23 23:40:33 · answer #9 · answered by dh1977 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have an army on your elbow?
2006-09-23 22:24:25 · answer #10 · answered by vinny_the_hack 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋