What is some funny things your lil one has told you? Me and my 5yr old were taking a shower and the razor fell from the soap dish. I told her to be careful that she might slip and fall on it and it will cut her butt and she looked at me so serious and said but mommy it is already cut and pointed to her butt crack lol.So whats your funny lil stories haha?
2006-09-23 15:16:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
My daughter who is three and a half has started a bad habit biting her nails all the time. So to try to make her stop I told her she would get worms in her butt because fingernails are dirty and all that a few days later her teacher called me and said my daughter had told her she had worms but it was ok she was taking medicine so the teacher had been calling to ask that I keep her home if she had worms but it was so embarrassing.
2006-09-23 15:22:07 · answer #1 · answered by raechelblueeyes 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One night when my daughter still slept in our bed, I was the last to get into bed. I was groaning because I was about 6 months pregnant at the time and was having a hard time finding a good position. My daughter, who was about 2 at the time, said, "You're too fat, Mommy." I know it sounds horrible, but she's never used the word fat since and at the time she wasn't very good at putting together sentences especially with words like You're. Who knows what she really said, but it sure sounded exactly like what I was thinking.
2006-09-23 22:22:48 · answer #2 · answered by S. O. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHEN I MY SON WAS 3 , I GOT HIM A DOG THE DOG ACCIDENTLY GOT OUT AND GOT RAN OVER AND KILLED BEFORE I COULD GET HIM BACK INSIDE! IT TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO MY SON THAT THE DOG GOT RAN OVER BY A CAR AND WAS GOING TO LIVE IN HEAVEN WITH GOD!I WAS HOPING THIS WOULD MAKE HIM LESS UPSET AND MAKE HIM HAPPY HIS DOG WENT TO HEAVEN! MY SON WAS QUIT FOR A MINUTE AND SAID MOMMY WHY WOULD GOD WANT A DEAD FLAT DOG! I KNOW IT SOUNDS GROSS BUT YOU HAVE TO WONDER HOW THEIR CUTE LITTLE MINDS WORK! GOOD NIGHT!
2006-09-24 00:09:27 · answer #3 · answered by lisababyg ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my daughter is only 5 months...but she sticks her finger up her nose all the time
2006-09-23 23:14:58 · answer #4 · answered by breyanasmommy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋