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They were the only pets his mom allowed him to have as a kid.

2006-09-23 15:32:20 · answer #1 · answered by February Rain 4 · 1 1

LOL....Good question, and funny too!

Of course you KNOW that the story of Noah was just about the yearly floods that happened in the Fertile Crescent. This particular year they were going to be worse, as observed by Noah when looking at the amount of snow that was to melt in the Ural mountains to the north.

2006-09-23 15:19:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

If you read your scripture closely you will find the answer in the book of Ezekiel. Unbeknownst to Noah the crabs did crawl in his wife's pubis.

2006-09-23 15:18:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

God said two of everything. Who was Noah to question His motives or choice of life to save?

2006-09-23 15:17:58 · answer #4 · answered by mortgagegirl101 6 · 2 1

well he was to bring two of every clean animal into the ark. guess they feel into that catagory. or almost every boat has vermin that hitich a free ride in them. and there was a forty day wait before the Ark began to float on the rising waters after loading.

2006-09-23 15:26:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

haha! I don't think that Pubic Crabs are an animal....

Sorry if you've got them man...that kind of sucks for ya!

2006-09-23 15:21:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

Lmao. He really didn't though to be serious. Fortunately God showed mercy for promiscuous people and made Quell

2006-09-23 15:21:46 · answer #7 · answered by Michael 2 · 1 3

Damned crotch crickets. I don't think he saved them on purpose.

2006-09-23 15:24:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

so your mom and dad could eat steamed crabs in the Jacuzzi

2006-09-23 15:18:02 · answer #9 · answered by Bushit 4 · 3 3

So when people sleep with too many people the get punished!~

2006-09-23 15:17:45 · answer #10 · answered by jr272004slady 2 · 1 2

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