mcdonalds representative goes to the pope and says: 'i can give the church 2 billon dollars if in our lords prayer u replace the word bead with cheeseburger' the pope says 'my son i cannot change the words of the holy text, but i will consult my cardinals'. ... so the pope calls a meeting of the holy cardinals and says 'my friends i have some good news and some bad news... the good news is i can get the chuch 2 bill dollars ... but the bad news is we have to cancel our contract with Hovis!!!'
2006-09-23 15:05:16 · 22 answers · asked by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
for thouse who dnt know the words of the prayer are 'give us this day our daily bread'
and Hovis are a company that make bread
2006-09-23 15:06:34 · update #1
to pay with the starwars pic: ive never heard of wonder bread
2006-09-23 15:27:44 · update #2
funny... imagine: "give us this day our daily cheeseburger..."
for 2 billion dollars?
2006-09-23 15:46:37 · answer #1 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it really is okay. it is going to do for starters. I furnish you yet another little bit of humor. intense Tech bodies 3 women, one Greman, one eastern, and a Hillbilly were sitting bare in a sauna. all of unexpected there change right into a beeping sound. The Greman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That change into my pager," she stated, "I have a microchip less than the floor of my arm." a couple of minutes later, a telephone rang. the eastern women lifted her palm to her ear and talked quietly. even as she change into complete, she defined, "That change into my cellular telephone. I have a microchip in my hand." The Hillbilly lady felt decidedly low tect. now to not be outdone, she determined she had to do something merely as outstanding. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the lavatory. She back with a chunk of loo paper staggering from her behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The Hillbilly lady finally stated, "nicely, will you seem at that, i'm getting a fax."
2016-10-16 01:59:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corny honestly
2006-09-23 16:05:28 · answer #3 · answered by Tigger-Tiger 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Somehow it is but I have another punch line. "It's not that they have a beef with McDonald but if they rename Ronald with one of our Saints, maybe they'll reconsider.
2006-09-23 15:18:43 · answer #4 · answered by Liwayway 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It didn't make me laugh, but it did make me smile for a second or 2
2006-09-23 15:17:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i sort of didn't get it at first cuz u but "bead" you might want to read over what u write ok... and yeah it was funny when i actually got it
2006-09-23 15:47:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You cant tell a joke if you tried... oh wait you did try nope your so not funny.
2006-09-23 15:27:15 · answer #7 · answered by Ashley 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
try wonder bread , everyone knows what that is. but its funny.
2006-09-23 15:26:23 · answer #8 · answered by pay 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hehe..
2006-09-23 15:42:54 · answer #9 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought this was very funny!
2006-09-23 15:42:27 · answer #10 · answered by whatthe 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋