one Tuesday morning a guy arrives at the pearly gates. he waits there for ages until he has reached the front of the queue. St peter is leafing through the big book to see if the guy is worthy of entering heaven. after several minutes, St peter closes the book, furrows his brow, and says, 'you haven’t done anything really spectacularly good in your life, but you also haven’t done anything bad. tell you what, if you can tell me one really good deed that you did in your life, I’ll let you in.'
the guy thinks for a moment and says, 'okay, well there was this one time when I was out driving and I saw a gang assaulting this poor girl. there were about 20 of them. so I slowed down, got out of my car, grabbed the jack out of the trunk, and walked straight up to the leader of the gang. he was this huge guy with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ear. as I walked up to the leader, the gang members formed a circle around me. so, I ripped the leaders chain out of his face and smashed him over the head with the jack,’ the guy says
then I turned around and yelled at the rest of them, “leave this poor, innocent girl alone!
You’re all a bunch of sick deranged animals! Go home before I kill the lot of you!”’
St peter, very impressed, says, ‘wow! When did this happen?’
‘about ten minutes ago.’
2006-09-23 14:49:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Never heared that one before, i thought it was pretty funny.
2006-09-23 14:53:53 · answer #1 · answered by Dolly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one. Now we know how he ended up at the Pearly Gates!
2006-09-23 23:46:20 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL... st peter must've been in the potty at that time.... poor guy... guess he saved the girl though!
2006-09-23 22:45:53 · answer #3 · answered by ♥-=-TLCNJ19-=-♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would but kind of revise the story. I'd probably say: while you were sleeping!"
2006-09-23 22:06:51 · answer #4 · answered by Liwayway 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol another oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-23 23:46:35 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not so funny. The ending is pretty predictable.
2006-09-23 22:44:57 · answer #6 · answered by whatthe 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hehe..
2006-09-23 22:45:04 · answer #7 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For me? IT'S SO FUNNY!!!
alexandria~
2006-09-24 00:03:16 · answer #8 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Umm not really funny.
2006-09-23 21:53:35 · answer #9 · answered by mstiffany 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
that was funny yet odd i like it :o)
2006-09-23 22:22:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋