How do I get him back? He's 6'3 and 230 lbs... and of course I'm tiny as that is, 5'2 and 124 lbs so trying to hold him down for revenge won't work. PLEASE HELP!!!
2006-09-23 14:47:29 · 19 answers · asked by brown_sugah064 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
rub his face with s hit or stick a used tampon up his nose
2006-09-23 14:49:55 · answer #1 · answered by Crashovdr 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It has to be a good one. One that involves a lot of planning. Anybody can fart on someone's face. Sooo... To get him good you need a brilliant scheme. Unfortunetly, I'm fresh out of them. If he has any habits. Like every morning he gets up and has coffee. Figure out a way to mess thay up or any other routine. He asked for it so have fun! exlax in coffee is an oldy but a goody!
2006-09-23 21:52:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just get one worked up and then go stand by him and let it rip. Hopefully it's silent so he doesn't have time to move before it hits him. You know silent but deadly. Good luck!
2006-09-23 21:51:58 · answer #3 · answered by unicornfarie1 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spit in a little bowl for a few hours. THEN, give him the wet willy of his life. He'll never fart on you again.
2006-09-23 21:49:22 · answer #4 · answered by TrainerMan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clean the toilet bowl with his toothbrush. Than put it back.
2006-09-23 21:48:47 · answer #5 · answered by sabbycat76 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
While he is sleeping, just fart on him back, that would be really funny.
2006-09-23 21:48:42 · answer #6 · answered by Jonas A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
saran wrap his car while he's sleeping, then after that, put a note on his car saying "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FART ON SOMEONE" guaranteed, he won't do it again!!!
2006-09-23 21:50:22 · answer #7 · answered by david_e22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make up a rumor about him and spread it around
2006-09-23 21:49:22 · answer #8 · answered by ann.natalie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew dude thats pretty gross....take a shower
2006-09-23 21:48:48 · answer #9 · answered by Sekkennight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time to get a new flatmate.......
..............unless you like your place "stunk up"! :(
No one can help you but YOURSELF: Good luck!
2006-09-23 21:51:16 · answer #10 · answered by ThomasR 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋