Well, some guy called me baby, told me to shut up and bought me this damn bird, told me if it didn't sing he'd buy me a diamond ring. WELL HE HASN'T YET AND THIS DAMN BIRD KEEPS BITING ME. Help!
2006-09-23 14:44:23 · 16 answers · asked by layfettelove 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
don't feed it.. sooner or later it will die then you can toss it out...
2006-09-23 14:46:46 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Accept the diamond ring and give the bird away.
2006-09-23 14:53:51 · answer #2 · answered by Curious George 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They hate competition. seek for suggestion from along with your acquaintances, and make confident it is going to sense good about them in case you bypass out and sing, or play a flute (get an inexpensive one interior the toy branch). You don t in many circumstances ought to play loudly, merely continually. We actually have used a hose, and considering we've tremendous water rigidity, have had fulfillment. Or.....you should do what I did 30 years in the past at the same time as i changed into pregnant and had flat out had sufficient. After a gathering in our backyard with all the acquaintances, i changed into chosen to do the honors the subsequent nighttime. between the toddlers gave me a handful of firecrackers, and once he began to sing (scream / screech), I threw one up at him, causing him to leave a tremendous splat of white on my husband s windshield. We were in no way serenaded back and that i'm confident he advanced an eternal worry of petite pregnant females after that.
2016-11-23 18:15:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are u being serious, or just kinda quoting a song, because if ur serious, then tell him 'this bird is evil. it dosnt sing and it bites me. can we upgrade to the diamond ring now?' if quoting the song, u will get ur diamond ring in no time.
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2006-09-23 15:19:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bird was trained to do that. Meanwhile, they guy probably got what he wants in the first place, using the bird as a bait. Nice trick!
2006-09-23 15:04:42 · answer #5 · answered by Liwayway 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid girl the bird tweets it probably biting you because your stupid that boy is not going to get you a diamond ring grab that bird and throw it at the window and go to bed, cuz you just got screwed
2006-09-23 15:05:19 · answer #6 · answered by Lovergurl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to quote eminems song "Mockingbird":
And if you ask me to, daddy's gonna buy you a mocking bird
I'ma give you the world
I'ma buy a diamond ring for you
I'ma sing for you
I'll do anything for you to see you smile
And if that mocking bird don't sing and that ring don't shine
I'ma break that birdy's neck
I'll go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya
And make em eat every carat, don't **** with dad
2006-09-23 14:51:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you worry, start to sing; Papa gonna buy you a diamond ring.
2006-09-23 14:52:30 · answer #8 · answered by Joe Schmo from Kokomo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ditch the guy, take the bird to the spca.
2006-09-23 15:52:25 · answer #9 · answered by whatthe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Free the bird, and be free of the problem yourself. LOL.
Next time you meet a guy, ask if he has pets! LOL.
2006-09-25 18:44:50 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait for papa to buy you the diamond ring.!!!
2006-09-23 15:16:42 · answer #11 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋