Or will we have to earn our keep? Who will cook the dinners? Is chow free? Will we have separate rooms? Do they still have vacancies?
2006-09-23 14:27:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Who says I'm laughing right now? I'm not. I'm only grinning from ear to ear.
2006-09-23 18:44:51 · update #1
I hear the late great Steve Irwin will be there, so at least there'll be entertainment -- I bet the lizards in hell are particularly difficult to catch!
2006-09-23 14:29:33 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 5⤋
Room and board is charged on a sliding scale basis. You don't have to earn your keep, you just got to keep feeding the fire. Paris Hilton & friends will cook dinner. The food is free but everything is BBQ'ed. You will have to share a room with Charles Manson and yes, you don't have to make a reservation, there will be plenty of vacancies waiting for you.
2006-09-23 21:37:32 · answer #2 · answered by donronsen 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Room and board is not free, but you can apply for assitantship. That pays for the cost of room and board and some movies that show all the fun going on in heaven. I know some people who were smart enough to find summer jobs in heaven.
2006-09-23 21:36:05 · answer #3 · answered by curious 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
...You joke now, but it will be no picnic at all. Consider these descriptions from Scripture. It will be a place of wailing, gnashing of teeth, outer darkness, fire, and you'll be away from the presence of the Lord forever.
...There is still time to arrange to miss Hell.
...Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and you shall be saved." Acts 16:31
...Hebrews 2:3 "how shall we escape if we neglect so great a salvation."
2006-09-24 00:46:20 · answer #4 · answered by carson123 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I will give you a little heads up. You have no clue whatsoever what a terrible place Hell is. Sorry, no dinners...no eating at all! No separate rooms, people will be with folks like Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, all the serial killers, and worst of all, the Devil. He hates us so much and wants us all to suffer for eternity with him. As far as vacancies, oh, yeah, there is plenty of room. Hell enlarges itself every day, and the road to it is wide. One last entreaty, please choose Jesus, He can save you from that..you just have to ask Him! Peace!
2006-09-23 21:36:21 · answer #5 · answered by altruistic 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Free, some guy, yes, yes, yea
there ya go and i will soon be making a free pamphlet of all the lovely apartment complexes!
( sarcastic post btw )
A Wiccan and Proud
-Why?
2006-09-23 21:29:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
NO it is not free, it will cost you eternal separation from all that you loved.
Once there, however, you cannot leave. You will know it was a choice you made that could not be reversed once you took your last breath on this earth.
2006-09-23 21:30:33 · answer #7 · answered by cindy 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
2 Thessalonians 1:6-9 since it is a righteous thing with God to repay with tribulation those who trouble you, and to give you who are troubled rest with us when the Lord Jesus is revealed from heaven with His mighty angels, in flaming fire taking vengeance on those who do not know God, and on those who do not obey the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ. These shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord and from the glory of His power,
2006-09-23 21:29:45 · answer #8 · answered by believer 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
oh yeh rooms free... food well its not bed an breakfast ... oh and by the way... the heating bills very high here so youd better start looking for work ...you can share rooms .. and ...oh yeh your rooms waiting for ya lol
2006-09-23 21:40:56 · answer #9 · answered by she wolf. 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's all paid for during your time on earth. Keep making jokes, you won't be laughing once you get there. Imagine your flesh being on fire, but never burning off, it just continues to burn, forever. Imagine the pain.
2006-09-23 21:31:46 · answer #10 · answered by creeklops 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋