One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns. She said, "There was a man in the convent last night." 99 of the nuns go ohhh, and 1 of them goes hee hee hee. The head nun goes on, "We found a condom in the garden." Again 99 of the nuns go ohhhh, 1 nun goes hee hee hee. The head nun continues "There was a hole in that condom." 99 nuns go hee hee hee, 1 nun goes ohhh.
2006-09-23 13:41:25 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fear Not Brave Children, for Eye have discovered the wisdom of the Ages:
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the little woman about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache ? Smas h your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Remember:
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.
If you woke up breathing, congratulations!
You get another chance.
And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.
2006-09-23 17:48:31 · answer #1 · answered by elge13 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee hee! One of those nuns are bad.
2006-09-23 20:58:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
i thought nuns were lesbians...
2006-09-23 21:48:02 · answer #3 · answered by SallyC 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehehe thats funny :P
2006-09-23 20:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was funny!!
2006-09-23 21:13:43 · answer #5 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard that one... cute
2006-09-23 21:43:13 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!!!!
2006-09-23 20:55:19 · answer #7 · answered by lokalangel 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
FUNNY!!!!
2006-09-23 20:55:46 · answer #8 · answered by #1 Candy Fan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow...again...wow....once more...wow....
2006-09-23 20:44:58 · answer #9 · answered by crystal d 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋