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A spaceship, a castle, a farm, a racecar...........so much to choose from.

Once upon a time, I did a horrible crime

I said I knew the answers, but stared at topless dancers

I see the beauty in life, but knew I couldn't have more than one wife

I walked the streets looking for love, but forgot to bring my member's glove

Not I sit all down downing 7-11 slurpees, cursing myself for these horrific herpes.
The end.

2006-09-23 13:24:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10 answers

He'd make a Rock-n-Roll band, call them the White Stripes, and have them sing a tune called, what, "Fell in Love With a Girl"?

*Rofl* :)) Ok, not a bad bit of free verse there, and this may well be the *first ever* Question I've EVER seen in Religion & Spirituality that does NOT make me *irritated and angry as all hell*.

Good on you. ;) Have a good evening!

2006-09-23 13:33:18 · answer #1 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 0 0

The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith has a website with 233 stories from the Bible with 2,710 with illustraions all made of Legos!

http://www.thebricktestament.com/index.html

2006-09-28 14:19:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God would use the original legos (square, rectangle, and the basic colored ones) and make a sphere.

2006-09-23 20:28:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Watch your child play with lego, and find out.

2006-09-23 20:32:12 · answer #4 · answered by joju 3 · 0 0

He made Adam out of Legos, didn't you know?

2006-09-23 20:26:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i think that he would make all of his children cuz he loves all of us so much that he would make each and everyone of us out of legos no matter how long it takes

2006-09-23 20:30:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Anyone who can connect herpes with slurpees is alright by me.

2006-09-23 20:27:48 · answer #7 · answered by Bad Buddhist 4 · 1 0

Don't you know? HE BUILT THE WORLD FROM LEGOS. FORGET ABOUT STRING THEORY LEGOS ARE THE SMALLEST FORM OF MATTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-23 20:26:50 · answer #8 · answered by adjg13 2 · 1 0

a person

2006-09-23 20:39:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Something, and then God would destroy it and build again, repeating this again, and again, and again...

2006-09-23 20:32:36 · answer #10 · answered by unseen_force_22 4 · 0 0

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