You may have heard this one or some variation of it. It goes like this:
A man goes into a restaurant & orders a bowl of soup. To his dismay, he finds a mouse in it. So, he calls the waiter over. The waiter takes one look & says...
2006-09-23 13:17:20 · 19 answers · asked by WillyC 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those are some funny answers, but not what I had in mind. I'll give it more time.
2006-09-23 17:46:56 · update #1
The way I heard it the customer says "what is this mouse doing in my soup?"
Then the waiter says, "Looks like the backstroke to me."
2006-09-24 07:51:01 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The waiter takes one look & says...
Sorry Sir No pets aloud in this restaurant.
2006-09-23 20:31:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh you got the special of the house..... soup de mouse.
All right that was bad I admit but I was at a loss for something clever.
2006-09-23 20:22:28 · answer #3 · answered by AmyDMomOf3 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Would You Rather An Orange?
2006-09-23 21:46:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cheese!
2006-09-23 20:19:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
sir we're going to have to charge extra for the mouse
2006-09-23 21:50:56 · answer #6 · answered by SallyC 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm truly sorry sir, the cat passed away.
2006-09-23 20:20:16 · answer #7 · answered by The Global Community 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No charge for the extra meat. The mouse, he's on the house. Ha ha.
2006-09-23 20:24:57 · answer #8 · answered by marg_sept_2006 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Mmm... mouse flavor. :o
2006-09-23 20:38:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
say hi, his name is Dave.
2006-09-23 20:24:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋