2006-09-23 12:49:00 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
To some of us, JackBauer IS god -- or at least god's apprentice!
:-)
2006-09-23 12:55:46 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I think you would most likely have to front up to heaven in person to apply for the position. Am not too sure I recommend that though.
2006-09-23 19:52:14 · answer #2 · answered by auburn 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Rush over to Helen Waite's office.
Be patient, the waiting line in interminally long.
2006-09-23 19:52:37 · answer #3 · answered by Bob L 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
At Burger King.
2006-09-23 19:55:25 · answer #4 · answered by reverenceofme 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
In Satan's office, since he is the CEO of God wannabes.
2006-09-23 20:02:33 · answer #5 · answered by STILL standing 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No application necessary. Go eat yourself. The Bible says "their god is their belly."
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2006-09-23 19:58:14 · answer #6 · answered by Reasoner 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
here, no problem, send me $1,000,000, and I will give you a certificate acknowledging you are a god in my newly created church. You can even pick up the name of the church if you care, and I can give the church to you as a final present. Satisfied?
2006-09-23 19:54:59 · answer #7 · answered by tiger_the_prince 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
satan applied for this job once . he is somewhere wondering around here on earth now ,crawling on his belly.but maybe he can tell you were to go.
2006-09-23 19:59:04 · answer #8 · answered by don_steele54 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ohh...you wanna be President of the United States....okie...got ya.
;)
2006-09-23 19:56:46 · answer #9 · answered by WhyAskWhy 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Since you were made in the image of the creator you are all€ ready the creator.
2006-09-23 19:51:24 · answer #10 · answered by garfield 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋