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if I do i am going to be super duper pissed

2006-09-23 12:29:31 · 14 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Only if any IRS agents slipped passed the gates.

2006-09-23 12:39:11 · answer #1 · answered by normy in garden city 6 · 0 0

No, there will be no taxes in Heaven. Jesus already paid the penalty for each of us, through dying on the cross at Calvary so that each of us who believe might live eternally in Heaven.

Jesus is Lord!

2006-09-23 19:34:42 · answer #2 · answered by son-shine 4 · 1 0

there's no such thing as paying taxes in heaven! but there is commandments in the Holly Bible that tells u how u can get there.its only a question to opent ur heart to what it says n try to live as possible acording to that if u want to got to heaven one day.

2006-09-23 19:38:27 · answer #3 · answered by sarahkamal2003 1 · 0 0

with that answer I dont believe you are going - but I am pretty sure they do in the other place - you are taxed always with the flames of Hell, you are taxed always with loneliness and dispair, you are taxed with torment forever and ever.

But about Heaven no, there is no tax! God's love reigns supreme and complete and full

2006-09-23 19:33:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 1 0

Nope

2006-09-23 19:31:32 · answer #5 · answered by ramall1to 5 · 1 0

What makes you so sure you'll go to heaven? If I was you, I'd be much more worried about that, before I worry about anything else...

2006-09-23 19:33:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No , just here! the government doesn't own anything up there and has no room for a IRS.

2006-09-23 19:48:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, you won't, because you won't be earning any money. We'll all finally be free of the IRS!!! HA HA HA

2006-09-23 19:32:10 · answer #8 · answered by Ms. G. 5 · 1 0

no, you don't pay taxes in heaven, but the entry fee is outrageous.

2006-09-23 19:31:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

10%, put it in the plate.

2006-09-23 19:31:15 · answer #10 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 0 0

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