How to guides.
2006-09-23 11:13:56 · 16 answers · asked by unlucky4utwo 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
-Is that all you think about?
Yes. I'm a guy, so sue me.
2006-09-23 11:16:51 · update #1
Don't you think you should be going to school/studying when in college and not worring about having sex? Hmm. Well you shouldn't have a problem, none of my male friends, female ones either, have a problem finding a guy/girl to hook up with. Just go to the bars, there are plenty of drunk chicks who are more than willing to have sex with the first person that asks them.
2006-09-23 11:17:45 · answer #1 · answered by Jessica 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, let me get this straight - you're saying sex is a sin, that should only be done within the bounds of marriage... yet you're quoting the Bible, where one of the most "just and righteous" men in it, Lot, offers his 2 daughters to be raped by an angry mob, then has sex with them himself, to conceive 2 sons... The man is considered just and righteous by a God who kills Onan, because he thinks it's wrong to have sex with his brother's wife, and stops to pull away. Deuteronomy, Chapter 21, v 11-14, states that if you see a pretty woman among the captives you want to have sex with, you should just take her home and "go in unto her". If you don't like her after that, then you "let her go". And YOU'RE worried about some little fooling around in college? Jeez, some values you hold true.
By the way, to the original question, there are several approaches:
1) Find a drunk chick at a bar. Go forth and multiply!
2) Learn to play guitar. Chicks love that shiz.
3) Act a bit gay/camp. You'll find you become near-irresistable.
And of course, remember, the best method of contraception is a fake name and number. At least the Catholic fanatics will let us use that one. Giggidy...
2006-09-23 15:21:27 · answer #2 · answered by Will S 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Build a repution, have an aura of mysticism, be different, poetic, musical, writer, all areas that appeal to the female gender! Otherwise spread the word that you have a huge dick!!! Or your into tantric sex.
I'm only talking from a female point of view
2006-09-23 11:26:45 · answer #3 · answered by sarkyastic31 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately, this typifies the very LOW state of "higher education". Imagine! College actually USED to be a place where you received.....UHHHH!!!.......an EDUCATION!!! But alas, with the advent of PSYCHOLOGY, EVOLUTION, AND SECULAR HUMANISM, almost ALL colleges have been infiltrated by those whose only AGENDA is to "indoctrinate" rather than EDUCATE! And to think that "College" is supposed to be the major "stepping stone" of transition from childhood to ADULTHOOD! And is it any wonder why each generation becomes progressively WORSE? Yes! That's what "higher education" is all about: GETTING DRUNK AND GETTING LAID! Dude, you need to be saved! I mean REPENT OF YOUR SINS AND TRUST IN THE LORD JESUS CHRIST TO SAVE YOU FROM YOUR SINS! Yes, I fully realize that on College Campuses all across this nation, very few "students" are NOT "doing it"! Especially when it comes to FRATERNITIES AND SORORITIES! All those are is AN EXCUSE TO FORNICATE AND GET DRUNK! Believe me, both me and my wife went to college, and that was more than 15 years ago! It hasn't gotten ANY better! God help us as a nation! We are in DEEP trouble when a young man's concern with "College" is the "how to's" of "getting laid in College!" And by the way, sex is for MARRIAGE, so unless you're planning on having YOUR WIFE with you on campus, what you are looking into is called SIN in the Bible! And all sin leads to HELL! "For the wages of sin is DEATH, but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." (Romans 6:23); "Fornicators....shall NOT inherit the kingdom of God." (1 Corinthians 6:9&10); "Whoremongers.....shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone; which is that SECOND DEATH." (Revelation 21:8)
2006-09-23 11:34:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
live in the dorms, party, have little or no morals be willing to talk about anything, and most importantly be able to strik up a conversation and keep it going. plus clubs and activities will help you meet people with the same drive and ethics as you.
2006-09-23 11:17:10 · answer #5 · answered by gsschulte 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Walk around with your **** in your hand and ask the nearest girl if she will hold it for you a second while you get a drink.
2006-09-23 11:16:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just turning up to lectures and spouting quasi intellectual rubbish in the bar should do it mate. What are you studying - something useful like 'surf studies'??????
2006-09-23 11:18:58 · answer #7 · answered by gerbiltamer 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You at college for that?
If you need a how to you too young to be at college
2006-09-23 11:17:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
be good looking and funny...same way you'll get laid anywhere! if you have these basics you wont find its a problem. oh yeah, and get drunk but not sh*tfaced :P
2006-09-23 11:31:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
getting laid for dummies!?
2006-09-23 11:16:05 · answer #10 · answered by gabby 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋