At party. Chatting to guy. I said *Your mum's a bit of a raver*
*That's my wife* he replied.......... A large black hole then appeared in the floor and beckoned me to dive in ! ! ! ! !
Q1.. How do you recover from a goof like that?
Q2.. Has anyone got any more extreme embarasing moments?
2006-09-23 11:04:37 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I was a teenager sitting on a high stool in a bar, my legs got stuck around the stools legs, I fell onto the floor and had to be untangled by the barman. Couldn't wait to get out of there. Still remember the horror of it, years later.
2006-09-23 15:34:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had a fave pair of combats which I suppose I should have chucked but couldn't bring myself to do it! The fly zip only zipped up halfway and the button was a safety pin! Now that's embarrassing to admit!! But anyway, I was wearing said combats on this particular day. I drove to the village post office and parked my car right outside. It was a warm spring day and many people were out in their gardens enjoying the sun. I got my stuff together and proceeded to get out of my car with my hands full. As I turned to shut the door, my combats slipped down over my butt and stopped around my knees. The safety pin must have popped open whilst I was sitting driving.
Oh the shame!! (Well it could have been worse, at least I was wearing some nice lacy French knickers!)
How did I recover from that? I just got back in to my car and drove away. I will never even know if anyone was looking my way at the moment of actual trouser-loss!
2006-09-23 21:24:08 · answer #2 · answered by Tatsbabe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My funny story involves my job at the time and a pair of worn out dress pants that were required for this job. I was making deliveries to an office building which was full of very attractive(oh hell, Hot!) women. The package I was rolling on my hand truck fell off, and when I bent down to retrieve it, RIIIIIIIIP! and there I was in the front lobby of an office building at lunch time with my red briefs and all hanging out! Needless to say, I turned as red as my underwear, but I still had to make the delivery to yet another hot,attractive woman who was running reception at the time. And no my shirt was'nt long enough to cover much.So there's my story I just wanted to run away and quit my job, but as embarrassed as I was, I still made my delivery. How's that for dedication? I can look back and laugh now because I ended up not only meeting the receptionist,(of course) but now we both laugh at my first impression that I made on her. And now we're dating! I know, corny, but true
2006-09-23 19:55:26 · answer #3 · answered by G Money 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When at work we sitting in the staff room talking about new carpets,someone mentioned this carpet store and I said .Don`t go there the bloke who owns it is a right one he has been with every woman in the county,One of the girls piped up and said ,That is my father your talking about,
I just didn`t know what to say or do so I did apologise during the day ,but she said she agreed with me !
2006-09-24 05:32:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was talking to my school priest, geekily just saying hi as i went past, and he was with a group of teachers and didnt hear me...so i shouted even louder and he still didnt hear me... by this time id decided he was just not listening and shouted crossly "ignoring me, eyyy, Father Ken" (so inappropriate) i had thought i was alone at this point and was about to slink off , embarrased enough, as he still didnt turn to look at me , then turned round to find my friends stood witnessing and crying with laughter at me and my snub at the hands of the school chaplain.
Shame
2006-09-23 21:29:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In answer to Q2.
Went into the office to pick up my paycheck.
This involved parking in the parking lot, walking across the parking lot, walking up three flights of stairs of a busy office building, walking into the human resources office, stood in line for several minutes with several others, signed for my check. After that, I walked back down those three flights of stairs, back across that big parking lot to my car and just as I was about to get back in my car, someone came up to me who had just gotten out of her car to tell me my dress was tucked inside my slip.
I was essentially mooning everyone I had walked past. And it was just one stranger in the parking lot that bothered to tell me.
Now for Q1. You never recover.
2006-09-23 19:11:05 · answer #6 · answered by north79004487 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should have just said sorry I usually wear glasses and I forgot them tonight, my damn eyesight is terrible and apologise I meant no offence, that will teach me to make sure I leave home with my specs next time I come out, then retreat quickly.
2006-09-23 19:11:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was 13 (when you first discover that you like girls) i went to my friends house and all my friends were there and like 7 girls as well. This girl sat on my lap and i didn't think girls could tell that you were hard. She got up and screamed "he's got a boer" in front of all my friend and in front of all the girls. Haunted me for the rest of my school years. Never heard the end of it.
2006-09-23 18:27:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Q1. " Sorry I have an eye test next week " I really must get some new specs!
2006-09-23 18:25:27 · answer #9 · answered by lifesagambol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should have said sorry I mean't wife - god this drink has affected my brain tonight and laughed while inching away!!!
2006-09-24 07:30:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋