My refridgerator is broken, can my Bible help me?
2006-09-23 10:57:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, yes. Although this can be offensive, it is a solution.
Since many bibles are free, you can start stockpiling them.
Now, depending on which route to go, we can
(1) recycle the paper and try to resell it
(2) recycle the paper and counterfeit some money
(3) sell the bible to those who have no access to free bibles
(4) start a church and use the tithes to fix the appliance.
2006-09-23 11:05:46 · answer #1 · answered by Corey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. The Bible is hardly infallible. LOL If Jesus has all the answers, he should be able to help fix your fridge. If you go by the Bible, you may have to catch some pidgeons for a sacrifice. Sprinkle their blood around the fridge... that might do it.
2006-09-23 11:05:12 · answer #2 · answered by Kithy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that it is the word of God, but it's also been mis-translated over the years, and I as a Catholic believe it to not be the whole word of God. Catholics believe that yes, the bible is all true and holy, but it's only part of the story, the rest was passed down by the disciples by word of mouth. Just because Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John wrote things down, doesn't mean that that's the whole shebang.
2006-09-23 11:16:19 · answer #3 · answered by Ryan G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bible is not a book on repairs..KJV is the infallible word of God, Yes. Yes Jesus has all the answers, but he cant tell you when he is to return, only God knows that.
2006-09-23 11:02:30 · answer #4 · answered by iwant_u2_wantme2000 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes. Carry your bible as you walk out the front door.
The bible will help attract Christians who are looking for an opportunity to serve the Lord. Strike up a conversation about your broken refrigerator and how you are lost about what to do.
2006-09-25 08:10:50 · answer #5 · answered by limendoz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No the bible is not the infallible work of God.. it is the fallible compilation of a committee of men.. mere humans with human failings.
As far as your fridge... consult the manual you'll have far better results..
2006-09-23 11:05:15 · answer #6 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Bible was written by men. Men are not infallible.
2006-09-23 11:00:09 · answer #7 · answered by TurntableKitty 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They took that book out of the Bible, but God did write it.
2006-09-23 10:59:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus knows all. But the Bible says nothing about fixing your refrigerator.
2006-09-23 11:01:53 · answer #9 · answered by Mari§§a 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1.yes 2.yes 3.no
2006-09-23 11:02:53 · answer #10 · answered by timjim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋