2006-09-23 09:43:30 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Wrong you ask... I say fart away. Crowded elevators,crowded isles in the store and in the car with the windows up and the child safety button on so everyone in the car can't roll the window down...Ha....Ha... Ha... Stores are the best place to do it cause you can do the sneak attack fart. Just walk by a crowd of people rip one off and go watch the people look at each other thinking the other one did it (lol)
2006-09-23 09:53:52 · answer #1 · answered by viper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No its not there is more though.......
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
2006-09-23 09:49:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
According to Einstein there is no situation when farting can be considered to be wrong or unfunny. In fact the funniness factor is proportional to the number of people present and the smell/loudness. I think that in a later paper that he wrote he did soften this first theory to state that it is probaly considered risky when in indulging in a 69 but this is dependant upon whether or not you care to see the girl again.
2006-09-23 10:55:54 · answer #3 · answered by Rolfie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhh, God! I would die! If you were in an elevator with me and you farted, I would kill you, I would strangle you right there. Yes, it's wrong! How can you even think otherwise? It's disgusting and sick. And you can't imagine how much you can hurt people by doing that in a crowded place. Death to you and your farts!
2006-09-23 09:48:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Indeed, sir, it is quite wrong. Attempts to attract attention to oneself are without exception very rude. Proper etiquette is to wait until you're alone in the elevator, and then quietly leave the fart there for people to find later. That way, everyone can still enjoy your gift without you begging attention for it.
2006-09-23 09:56:52 · answer #5 · answered by Graythebruce 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually that is probably one of the best places to fart because no one really knows who did it! ha ha ha
2006-09-23 10:26:26 · answer #6 · answered by Maggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's wrong only if it's out loud. If it's a squeeker..let it go...boomers are definately out and a lone ranger might get you shot!
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2006-09-23 10:56:46 · answer #7 · answered by KaptainKahn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is. Then you should scream at the top of your lungs "I MADE A STINKY"
Oh wait. Are you over two years old? Then no it's not okay as you are well aware.
2006-09-27 06:33:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to hold it until you reach your floor, then fart on your way out...
2006-09-23 09:49:23 · answer #9 · answered by btsmith_y 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not wrong... it's cruel. It can be funny if you are the one who cut the cheese and nobody finds out.
2006-09-23 09:51:09 · answer #10 · answered by Sergio__ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋