him when you get to FSM heaven,? It's OK, the FSM doesn't really give a Shlit. Unlike the christian god who will throw you into a lake of fire for creating you with a brain that uses logic and putting you in a situation where you aren't brainwashed, he loves you UNCONDITIONALLY! (and he exists)
So keep mocking the great FSM....no1 cares..not even the FSM!! Seriously...mock him all you want. :)
We will all know the truth about his noodly appendage after we die and won't be punished for the inferences we make w/o any evidence of the truth!
2006-09-23 09:04:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2006-09-23 09:06:16 · update #1
I bet all the people who have been killed by religous junkies in the thousands of wars with brainwashed soldiers would think it is worth the trouble..what do you think?
2006-09-23 09:10:59 · update #2
If I spread pasta sauce all over my body would you lick it off? :D LOL j/k j/k
2006-09-23 09:33:23 · answer #1 · answered by Whatever 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't fathom how you or anybody could believe in this FSM. In my readings, I discovered the composition of the FSM. It's mostly noodles and other rotten materials such as tomatoes,etc How can anybody an intelligent being as you believe in some sort of a monster with nooddly appendages and physically resembles a giant octupus.? Really. Has religion gone to the dogs?
2006-09-23 16:19:02 · answer #2 · answered by rosieC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya, but the unbelievers will not get the beer volcano and stripper factory. =)
RAmen.
2006-09-23 16:08:34 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spaghetti is man-made. I would not worship a man-made God.
2006-09-23 16:06:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let It Go
2006-09-23 16:07:22 · answer #5 · answered by mks 7-15-02 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May He bless you with sauce.....
2006-09-23 16:06:14 · answer #6 · answered by adphllps 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup, him and his pirate hoards
2006-09-23 16:06:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋