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Little Jack Horner sat in his corner eating his christmas pie, he put in his thumb and pulled out a WHAT?

The best and funniest idea will win the 10.

2006-09-23 08:06:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

make up something funny

2006-09-23 08:15:23 · update #1

9 answers

Great big giant octopus that has mutated from the plum cuz it had been sitting there for so long. It was genetically modified and after a few years sitting round it changed form!

2006-09-23 08:20:56 · answer #1 · answered by Confused?! 4 · 0 2

Little jack Horner sat in the corner,
Eating his poontang pie,
He put his thumb in her bum,
And ended up with a black eye!!

2006-09-23 17:50:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

plum and said what a good boy i am

2006-09-23 15:37:37 · answer #3 · answered by udvsme 2 · 0 1

a plum

2006-09-23 15:10:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

...a plum and said "what a good boy am I"

2006-09-23 15:14:04 · answer #5 · answered by )o( 4 · 0 1

it is supposed to be plum
but i will give you crumb!!
which isn't funny

2006-09-23 17:59:48 · answer #6 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0 1

piranha

2006-09-23 16:14:12 · answer #7 · answered by peanut95356 2 · 0 1

bottle of rum... yum yum!!!

2006-09-23 21:15:59 · answer #8 · answered by lexie lou 1 · 0 1

a bum...

2006-09-23 15:18:47 · answer #9 · answered by neon49 3 · 1 0

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