I have like 4 people that have applied.... who should I ask for advice?
The possibility is there that I may choose more than one as well. :P
2006-09-23 07:58:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, you could get down on your knees and we can talk about it...
2006-09-23 08:01:22 · answer #1 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
How about asking a close friend who has a lot of common sense? I don't think that the God of Heaven would be open to answering your prayers in a way that would be intelligible to you at this time, the FSM is just the latest foolery in this world that is merrily tripping along the broad way to destruction, and Jim Darwin seems pretty reasonable as posters here go but he unless he has known you personally for some length of time he probably wouldn't be the best person to ask IMHO.
2006-09-23 08:05:21 · answer #2 · answered by Martin S 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
God does not provide advice. He offers guidance to those who seek his will.
The FSM is a conceptual joke created by a 20-some-year-old dude in, what?, Massachusetts or somewhere. Probably not your best bet to go seeking advice from the concepts of kids.
I reckon that a person is your best bet to go to for advice. If you wish to put your choices about personal matters into others' hands.
2006-09-23 08:04:09 · answer #3 · answered by Gestalt 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I woulod ask jim of the three I think he is the only one who has had a girlfriend!
2006-09-23 08:04:06 · answer #4 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definately His Noodleage, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
He is the only true deity.
2006-09-23 08:02:48 · answer #5 · answered by The Yeti 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think Jim Darwin, he seems to have been elevated to the poisition of prophet or god these days..
2006-09-23 08:07:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
FSM
Sorry Jim, the Noodly Master trumps you in this case. Don't worry... we still love ya.
Oh, and by the way, if you don't like what the FSM has to say, THEN you can ask Jim. And.... then God if you want... but you'll be talkin' to yourself. Hey, yeah, ask yourself too!
2006-09-23 07:59:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
i think of that's extra of a morality question, i think of he likes pushing the envelope to verify what people will settle for and cause them to think of. I inform you the a million/2 monkey/a million/2 guy is amazing!
2016-10-01 07:04:56 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not take all 4?
2006-09-23 08:02:25 · answer #9 · answered by Whatever 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't pray to anyone...make your own decision, then you have to stand by it. But you can ask me for advice!
2006-09-23 09:41:30 · answer #10 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I think because I can't be in the running, you should run them all by me, and I'll pick one for you...or 4....nothin like sharing the love!! ((hugs))
2006-09-23 08:00:24 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋