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2006-09-23 07:44:38 · 21 answers · asked by Shrimp Boat Cap'n 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That question makes no sense. God IS Chuck Norris.
2006-09-23 07:49:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris!
2006-09-23 07:46:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
1) Chuck Norris would never fight God. He is a "born-again" Christian who loves God with all his heart. (So is his wife.)
2) God always wins. In the Old Testament God wrestled with a man named Jacob. They fought all night. God could have won in a second but He wanted Jacob to learn something from the battle. Jacob came out with a handicapped hip and a new name. His new name was Israel. No one can fight with God and win.
2006-09-23 07:52:06 · answer #3 · answered by LL 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris all the way! God would just want to talk about it and he'd quote the Bible and then no fighting would be getting done at all. Go Chuck!
2006-09-23 07:47:18 · answer #4 · answered by Whatever 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Isn't it wierd the number of people who ask this same question? What is it about Chuck Norris.
God would win. And I do not believe Chuck would want to fight God, as he is a believer too.
2006-09-23 07:51:52 · answer #5 · answered by son-shine 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris versus a non-existent entity. I'll wager on Chuck Norris. Even if he is 80 years old or something by now.
2006-09-23 07:48:13 · answer #6 · answered by AiW 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God would win, but I do not think Chuck will fight God anyway because he is a Christian and a believer in Christ. Read Chuck's book "Against All Odds." It is his life story and a very good read.
2006-09-23 07:49:13 · answer #7 · answered by ironchain15 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God is fake, so Chuck Norris wins!!!
2006-09-23 07:48:50 · answer #8 · answered by Toronto 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
God duh...he created Chuck norris after all
2006-09-23 07:47:06 · answer #9 · answered by Blair Waldorf 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am not going to say chuck Norris to be funny like everyone else b/c I know I will have to pay for it in hell. Therefore, god will beat chuck norris. May god have mercy on you!
2006-09-23 07:49:28 · answer #10 · answered by James 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋