when i make a joke everybody near me laugh?

Question

why do people thing im funny? in a way?

Answer 1

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Answer 2

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and
we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following
the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found
inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is
to finish all the things you've started and never finished. "

So, looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of

Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of
my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos
and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace!

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Answer 3

because you are. Check this out:

.A little boy knock on a woman's house. She opened up and the little boy said "can you buy my duck, I need money". She said, "no". At this point she saw her husband coming over and she said, hurry, get in the closet, my husband is really jealous. So the little boy got into the closet and there was another man.The little boy asked the guy "can you buy my duck, I need money". The guy said, "no, and keep quiet or the husband will kill me!" The little boy said, "if you don't buy it I scream!" "Ok, how much?" said the guy. So the kid said, "$200, or I'll scream." "Ok" said the guy and paid off the little kid. the kid went home and explained his mom what happened and the mom said "you have to go to church and confess it to the priest" So he went to the priest and explained what happened and the priest got really mad and said "so it was you!"