never mind he`s a yankees fan!
2006-09-23 07:03:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nobody - but nobody - could help the Red Sox this year. If they're not careful, they'll finish behind Toronto.
2006-09-23 07:11:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is not interested in baseball, he plays Golf.
Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf one day.
Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the
fairway but rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised
his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly
toward the same water trap. It landed directly in the center of the pond
and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the
pond and chipped it up onto the green.
The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed
out over the fence and into on-coming traffic on a nearby street. It
bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there it bounced onto
the roof of a nearby shack and rolled down into the gutter, down the
downspout, out onto the fairway and right toward the same pond. On the
way to the pond, it hit a little stone and bounced out o ver the water,
onto a lily pad where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog
jumped up on the lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just
then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they
pass over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball,
which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.
Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad.
2006-09-23 14:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by BJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's over for the Sox this year.
Jesus displayed signs of might and power, btu erasing such a large deficit with only a handful of games left? I don't know....
2006-09-23 14:06:04 · answer #3 · answered by Kevin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If Jesus loves all his children equally, why doesn't he just do one of his famous miracle tricks so that each team wins every year.
2006-09-23 14:07:38 · answer #4 · answered by bonzo the tap dancing chimp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about you don't bring my religion into this, you idiot? And it's capitalized, by the way. Jesus, not jesus.
2006-09-23 22:19:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
STUPID QUESTION
2006-09-23 15:57:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋