Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Any suggestions for carrying this out are much appreciated.
2006-09-23 06:47:48 · 21 answers · asked by Trip S 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
in answer to has my sister sold her soul to Satan? The answer is no, she inherited her powers directly from Satan, we call her mom.
2006-09-23 06:57:52 · update #1
I took Trainers suggestion and went right to the source, I asked Jesus. He was a little pissed that I interrupted his poker game, but he told me that he freed us from the law of the old testament, so I am not allowed to kill her. A simple maiming should be sufficient.
2006-09-23 06:59:43 · update #2
Rent a copy of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and follow the procedures therein for determining if your sister really is a witch. If she dies, she's not and she'll be with Baby Jesus. If she lives, you have to burn her to save her soul, and then she'll be with Baby Jesus. Either way you get to keep her iPod.
2006-09-23 07:02:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is the most asinine thing to say. Do you really think this is what God wants you to do? Since you are into quoting then quote "Thou shalt not commit murder". I hope to God your question wasn't serious, but some retarded way at taking a shot at Christianity.
Hey Nancy Drew, why don't you do a little more research before posting then maybe you can come across better in your questions. I got an idea, go learn ancient Hebrew then get a hold of the original text in that language and see what you come up with. Maybe you and the Hardy Boys might learn something.
2006-09-23 14:06:50 · answer #2 · answered by Bruce Leroy - The Last Dragon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Exodus is old testament and old covenant. By that way of thinking they were to stone harlots also. But Jesus brought us the new covenant in the new testament. When the crowd brought a harlot before him his answer to whether or not to stone her was " Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." This clearly is against the law of the old testament and serves as the starting point of love and compassion. Your best approach is to pray for her conversion. the Lord answers all prayer.
2006-09-23 14:02:25 · answer #3 · answered by Tony S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah... right. Like this is a serious question at all. But, unless you are Jewish, you know that Exodus is a book in the Old Testament and has been fulfilled through Jesus in the New. So, technically, this law no longer applies.... again, unless you are Jewish.
2006-09-23 13:59:26 · answer #4 · answered by Switch Angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm assuming this is not a serious question but just in case the answer is no.
As for the person who said that the Bible was written when people believed the world was flat...... people may have believed the world was flat but if you look in Genesis it states clearly that the earth is NOT flat. Another example of the Bible having truths in it LONG before other people accepted the truth
2006-09-23 14:08:39 · answer #5 · answered by mystic_sigh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you have inherited the same traits as your sister. Must be in your family gene pool. If I am wrong, then just tell her not to come. As a Christian(which sounds as if your not ) then tell her she can come to visit,, but don't practice her stuff at your house. As a Christian it also says in the Bible , "Thou Shalt Not Kill " I suggest very strongly, to tell your sister, not to come. Good luck !
2006-09-23 15:26:10 · answer #6 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Killing other people is not what God and His son intended us to do.
Killing her will make you worse than her and fratricide is even worse.
However if you really mean to kill her you could burn her at stake the good old christian way or hang her upside down in a vat of boiling water until she repents.
2006-09-23 13:54:57 · answer #7 · answered by TheDementedMule 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those poor deluded fools who call themselves "witches" nowadays are more in need of therapy than execution. They aren't the same people that were being talked about in Exodus. Has your sister sold her soul to Satan and received from him magical powers that she's using to kill people and drive them mad and ruin their lives? I hardly think so.
2006-09-23 13:53:36 · answer #8 · answered by Billy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's really old testament. Thall shalt not kill, right?
Morally, ask yourself which God hates worse. A witch, or a man who killed his sister.
Do you WANT to kill your sister? If so, God pity you.
"Faith, hope and love, and The greatest of these is love".
2006-09-23 13:52:50 · answer #9 · answered by Rabid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read the 10 Commandments. They still apply.
2006-09-23 14:04:13 · answer #10 · answered by PaulCyp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋