Ive been looking for a christianity that goes with MY way of life. Something with quite a bit of hate for others, not too much in the way of practising what I preach, a modern air conditioned church with a projector screen, in a nice area of course, ample parking, and a fast track to heavan.
Im not a pervert or a peodo so catholasism is a bit too extreme. Im quite self obsessed so I was thinking one of the splinter factions... maybe latted d-day saints?
Im not into water so baptism is marginal... any thoughts or maybe you can recommend one?
2006-09-23 06:39:52 · 12 answers · asked by andy2kbaker 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I like Quakers and Mennonites. They've apparently read the Beatitudes instead of the Badattitudes. They're peacemakers and meditators.
2006-09-23 06:48:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like Pat Robertson is for you!
Watch the 700 Club and consider moving to Virginia Beach, VA.
2006-09-23 13:42:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you should just go to the mall. Lots of parking, air conditioning, usually a movie theater. Lots and lots of people to hate, no water, and stores galore so that you can indulge your obsession with yourself.
2006-09-23 13:51:36 · answer #3 · answered by Coco 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never mind the best sort of Christianity, how about the best sort of life whereby you have respect and tolerance for others. That's all God wants-why complicate things with religion.
2006-09-23 13:47:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only true Christianity is the one the teaches the full Gospel.
2006-09-23 13:48:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
perhaps you need to visit the various denomination web sites to look at the various Church Doctrines to see which one comes the closest to satisfying your particular needs. remember though there are differences in each Church of every denomination so suggest you visit the one you pick before committing yourself.
2006-09-23 14:04:21 · answer #6 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do grow up. Us aetheists can reject the outmodded idea of a supreme being without appearing a prat like you do.
2006-09-23 15:47:23 · answer #7 · answered by Franco P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you need to do a little dying to self
it's not about YOU and what YOU want
pray and ask God to lead you somewhere
2006-09-23 13:52:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Protestant - (Church of England) The True Faith.
2006-09-23 13:42:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
the kind of christianity which you are not practicing.
you are very hateful
2006-09-23 13:50:04 · answer #10 · answered by tiff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋