The emotional creatures with a frog in the well attitude devoid of intelligence and foresight, very bull headed, narrow thinking patterns, refusive to see larger perspectives and longer handles.
If those beautiful curves and tans are set aside, do all men have some thoughts like this regarding the fairer sex ?
2006-09-23 06:13:19 · 26 answers · asked by jayakrishnamenon 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
This should clear up any confusion...
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you
can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same
time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God
made me beautiful so you
would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I
would be attracted to you".
Understand now? ;)
2006-09-23 06:18:21 · answer #1 · answered by Charly 2 · 6⤊ 1⤋
BECAUSE, they don't THINK... women are not only dumb minded, but they are very dirty!! They tell us men to shake the toilet handle, put down the seat, and remember to flush. Why, is that.. because these types of WOMEN are types that won't do it for the man.. Female activists want the man to do it all so they can sit on their butts and complain that WE MEN couldn't get it done if it wasn't for them.. Heck, I'm surprised we don't have to wipe their butts when their done dishing out all the crap we have to listen to when they are in their so called PMS mode..
FAIRER SEX!!! OH, PLEASE.. we men are the BETTER of both SEXES and cleaner too! I got pictures to prove it about a woman and the bathroom setting.. It's even worse when they are DRUNK, they turn into PIGS!!
2006-09-24 17:12:37 · answer #2 · answered by tommybear1960 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Couldn't a SMART woman turn this around?Unemotional zombies whose train of thought is quickly broken by no more than a glimpse of skin.Attitude devoid of human kindness and a certain lack of common sense.Stubborn to a fault with an unhealthy attachment to MOM that keeps the human male in a constant state of juvenile thoughts.
If you weren't so cute we'd all become lesbians.
2006-09-23 13:23:40 · answer #3 · answered by hippiegirl672003 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You remind me of Bart Simpson.
And on a more serious note, of course there are differences between men and woman. But you would have to be an idiot to believe that there aren't dumb men out there as well as dumb woman.
And as far as the differences between men and woman go, you would do well to start appreciating and valuing them, instead of belittling them. Otherwise the only kind of woman you will end up with is the kind you just described... the ones too dumb to know they should NOT be with YOU!
2006-09-23 13:27:12 · answer #4 · answered by Kansas 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, I suppose you have some sort of point. I'm not going to say girls aren't emotional and dumb sometimes, but hey, look at yourself and this question...your having a narrow thinking pattern right now...
Oh well...perhaps men and women alike are just dumb!
2006-09-23 13:16:19 · answer #5 · answered by The Muppet Fairy 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
instead of focusing on the negatives focus on the positives, shall we??
Some women out there may actually like that you are holier than thou and that YOUR sh** doesn't stink.
Your small dinga ling may pose a problem though, since we refuse to see LARGER perspectives and LONGER handles.
2006-09-23 13:43:50 · answer #6 · answered by Whycantichangemypic 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ahem, I am not an inferior imbecile, and would not like to be thought of as so. I am not bull headed or stubborn, and I have a very broad thinking pattern. guess my age.
2006-09-24 13:02:00 · answer #7 · answered by unicow 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is from a REAL intellectual person:
you need attention and the more you try to sound smart the poorer the outcome is
2006-09-23 15:52:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have news for you; women are just as intelligent as men if not more so man don't even go there because some men don't think with their brains
2006-09-23 14:29:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Women just act stupid to make you feel smart, you forgot to mention we are good actors, which I am sure you have had plenty of witness to the acting skills of women in the bedroom!
2006-09-23 13:23:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋