i have the proof that Hell exists: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell%2C_Michigan
2006-09-23 06:06:53 · 16 answers · asked by Sir Alex 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That's funny, it made me laugh.
Thanks!
-A Christian
2006-09-23 06:08:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
“Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof.”
First, we postulate that if souls exist, they must have some mass.
If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for souls entering hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls to the volume must remain constant.
1. So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
2. Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given me by Therese Banyan during freshman year ("It will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you"), and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true, and therefore hell must be exothermic.
2006-09-23 06:11:21 · answer #2 · answered by Bad Cosmo 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yea Hell Michigan
2006-09-23 06:08:49 · answer #3 · answered by lees girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I already know about Hell, Michigan and I am a christian and I never plan to go there. The things that they do appall me. The REAL hell is no joke!!!
2006-09-23 06:11:57 · answer #4 · answered by ms.melancholy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hell-O
Hell-O Kitty
2006-09-23 06:36:44 · answer #5 · answered by Henry W 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice.....but why name a town hell? Sounds strange
2006-09-23 06:10:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That hell is on the map in the town of hell, Michigan. not funny. it is an unpopulated small town in MICHIGAN.
2006-09-23 06:09:55 · answer #7 · answered by yeppers 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ya it exists. Seen it closely myself last winter. N it's not as horrible as we were told.
2006-09-23 06:19:41 · answer #8 · answered by shahine 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought you were just linking Wikipedia itself to show that Wikipedia is hell.
It just might be, you know.
2006-09-23 06:08:12 · answer #9 · answered by XYZ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's called Iraq...
2006-09-23 06:10:34 · answer #10 · answered by geebus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a good one. however Hell also can mean separation from GOD.
2006-09-23 06:09:53 · answer #11 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋