Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A. A love call.
Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill?
A. Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Q. How do lesbians handle their liquor?
A. By the ears. (Lick her)
Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?
A. No ball room
Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
A. Doughnuts.
Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room
together?
A. 100 people who don't do dick.
Q. What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the
factory?
A. Two test tickles
Q. Why did God create alcohol?
A. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.
Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q. What's the ultimate rejection?
A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep
2006-09-23 05:22:25 · 26 answers · asked by Dolce&Gabbana™ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. was crap
2.was crap
3.was crap
4.not as crappy as the first 3 but still crap
5. that one is just stupid
6. that was ok
7.this is just stupid
8. ehh it's ok
9.ehhh...no
10.stupid times 10
2006-09-23 06:00:14 · answer #1 · answered by Shaw1Net6 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, only the Tickle Me Elmo approached being funny. Most are old, cheesy, not that funny when they were new.
2006-09-23 05:39:21 · answer #2 · answered by Paul D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought some of them were kind of cute....but nothing that made me lol. I like the one about the room full of lesbians and politicians though...
2006-09-23 05:44:12 · answer #3 · answered by "B" 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked the speed limit of sex one, and God creating alcohol but the rest were kinda boring
2006-09-23 06:01:31 · answer #4 · answered by hedley_20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old, cold, not very bold.
Maybe a bit risque when your grandma is present but not likely to cause a bodily malfunction.
2006-09-23 06:24:38 · answer #5 · answered by Dadams 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 and 10 were very funny
2006-09-23 05:33:11 · answer #6 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can appreciate a good sick/perverted joke, but most of these are just lame. I suppsed it could just be too early in the morning for me, but I doubt it.
2006-09-23 05:25:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most of them are pretty lame. The dough boy one was good, the rest of them are not that great.
2006-09-23 06:36:04 · answer #8 · answered by Lakers for a 3-Peat? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u wanna see somthin funny go to ebaumsworld.com and scroll down read the two jokes and see where this person got there jokes from must go by friday
2006-09-23 06:01:34 · answer #9 · answered by Joshua J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres a good one for you
Q. How do you make someone frown in 2 seconds?
A. Show them the above jokes...
2006-09-23 05:26:08 · answer #10 · answered by kitten 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋