I thought he was a carpenter...... bet he left his level at home too....
Im not paying for that if it aint straight, mate.....
2006-09-23 05:00:54 · 14 answers · asked by andy2kbaker 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
And he tells everyone he's a member of the federation of master builders but it's just a god damn lie.
2006-09-23 05:04:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I had a hammer, I would nail a picture to the wall.
If I had a hammer, I would attach my new poster.
If I had a hammer, I would but some nail.
If I had a hammer, I would crack some skulls
If I had a hammer, I would count to 10.
If I had a hammer, I would fix the kitchen cabinets.
If I had a hammer, I would work at Home Depot.
Only wish I had a hammer.
2006-09-23 12:05:22 · answer #2 · answered by Raziel 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Music Please:
I'd hammer in the Morning
I'd hammer in the Evening
At Supper Time!
I'd hammer out Warning
I'd hammer out Danger
I'd hammer out Love Between
MY Bro.'s and my Sis.'s
All over this World
(or something like that).
2006-09-23 12:06:17 · answer #3 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are other persons who are reported using hammers than carpenters. Thor is the Norse God of Thunder and Lightening and he uses a hammer to defeat the giants.
2006-09-23 12:08:09 · answer #4 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to the scriptures, it was his adoptive Dad who was the carpenter and I don't remember seeing 'Joseph and Son Carpenters' ! And doesn't that song go on to say "If I had a song..."? Who knows maybe the X Factor are auditioning again!
LOLOLOLOL!! x
2006-09-23 12:51:37 · answer #5 · answered by Tatsbabe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had a hammer I'd hire somebody to swing it.
2006-09-23 12:11:29 · answer #6 · answered by Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id hammer in the morning, id hammer in the evening all over this land....
id hammer for freedom. id hammer for glory...
id hammer for the love between my brothers and my sisters all over this land
2006-09-23 12:05:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Knowing me I'd probably end up smashing my thumb.
2006-09-23 12:07:11 · answer #8 · answered by yagman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry his disciples will be round tomorrow to fix it
2006-09-23 12:08:19 · answer #9 · answered by Bill L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's your question?
2006-09-23 12:03:27 · answer #10 · answered by Mamma mia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋