Dear Lord,
So far today, am I doing alright?
I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish or self-indulgent.
I have not whined, complained, cursed or eaten any chocolate!! AND I have charged nothing on my credit card
But I will be getting out of bed in a minute and then I think that I will really need your help :-)
Amen.
2006-09-23 04:12:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your prayes are replied daughter, do not worry u r doing right according to me, try spending more time YA that may eat up most of your day and you will be reserved with a room next to me in heaven, Amen
2006-09-23 04:15:16 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have cheated the rules of Yahoo Questions because you have not asked a question.
Despite your sneaky prayer, I am afraid you will go straight to hell. There you will burn in an eternal fire with the devil pressing hot fried bananas in your ears.
2006-09-23 04:17:01 · answer #2 · answered by Pastor Sauce 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So far so good my child, but it worries me a little what you have been doing in bed with those three guys.
2006-09-23 04:44:58 · answer #3 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I don't know why you pray on the internet, but then after seeing this, I guess it's okay.
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2745566
2006-09-23 05:46:12 · answer #4 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay.
My advice is to go back to sleep
Sincerely
GOD
2006-09-23 04:31:58 · answer #5 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute...thats how I was this morning.
2006-09-23 04:43:03 · answer #6 · answered by mstink 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was good!
2006-09-23 04:50:40 · answer #7 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that one~~!
2006-09-23 04:22:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋